i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

BRADLEY JACKSON and LAURA PETERSON THE MORNING SHOW - 3.06 The Stanford Student

I just miss you. I really miss you. - Bradley

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

The X-Files

“You don’t have to be that gung-ho on trans rights to realize that a world where girls’ genitals need to be inspected before they can play any sport is worse for girls than a world where once in a while there’s a trans girl on a girls’ team.” —Evan Urquhart

3D Reconstruction of Tenochtitlán by Thomas Kole

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

twitter is rapidly generating some insane kind of brain eating amoeba opinions

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

God bilingual people are so cool. I'd love to be bilingual someday.

"Aren't you alrea--" Shut the fuck up I've never spoken any language in my life

The thing people don't understand is that mathematically speaking, being slightly bilingual actually makes you LESS bilingual than people who are monolingual. I've created a helpful chart to assist:

This is known as the I'd Rather Die Than Attempt to Converse With A Native Speaker paradox, and it has befuddled scholars for centuries

monolingual: an idiot in one language

bilingual: and a fucking moron in a second

@inthewaytoamultilinguallife

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

Moiraine & Lan | The Wheel of Time 2x08