what
what is happening
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
I had sex with %appdata%
all modern operating systems are descended from a common ancestor (unix), except for windows, which is based a homunculus that steve ballmer grew in a lab
Sorry
never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
pause. rewind. does this person think jamie lee curtis has been running away from a gorilla
This is a documented thing! It occurs most often with hearts but can happen with any transplanted organ. It's called 'cellular memory' and I wrote a whole paper on it during my freshman year of uni. It's also why some transplant recipients experience new preferences, thoughts, and sometimes behaviors their donor was known to have. Like favourite foods or drinks, subtle changes in personality (like becoming a bit more daring, etc), and more. It's usually temporary as the organ adjusts to its new person's preferences, experiences, habits, etc. It's fascinating and awesome and I would love to study it in-depth someday.
Which is why I want all of my organs upon death given to the same person. Hostile takeover from within.
I'm just trying to figure out what situation would require multiple organ transplants all at once.
Doctor: well the bad news is that all of your everything is fucked. The good news is that someone with an odd final request just died
i've noticed an uptick in people having me blocked. i wonder if it's because of prometheus or "mating press for the brain"
Do you yawn pointedly at people in real life or do you get it all out on here?
If I told you to wear a collar you would
Blocked. Saving myself till marriage.
here is a preview of me and joeys new film Star Wars episode 8
(Nsfw) This girl I used to mess around with was super rich, and when we hooked up I would blindfold her for kink reasons and also so I could steal fancy booze from her parents liquor cabinet. I stopped cuz I felt bad but then her mom said that people who couldn’t afford to buy teslas were fucking the planet up so I slid in her dms to see if I could start up again
STOP THATS SO FUNNY
Use Newton's integral notation
I mean... if you want to I guess..
this is a physics suggestion
i get that paul verhoeven is horny, which is generally speaking part of the appeal. but he really goofed up with the shower scene in starship troopers. fascism is sexless. mixed gender showers is the exact sort of thing fascism does not permit.





