in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
Everyone just assumes that the tops of soda cans are clean straight out of the convenience store cooler.
HELPPP TUMBLR IS SELLING SHOELACES
you can't get shit like this anywhere else
I’m gonna keep repeating myself that I really think the entire pro life movement exists so that American conservatives can have one single issue that lets them assume a moral high ground, to distract from the fact that their entire ideology is completely hostile to human life.
she really read "i ignore infant mortality rates in the poorest states" and agreed.
imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite
ed-longshanks
me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk
you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results
Juvenile crested pigeons in my mum’s yard
They’re just so shapes
wizords
Draining all my failed potions into the municipal sewer system to make the rats insane and powerful
the fact that chickens, who produce eggs for families and are fairly low-cost pets after initial expenses, are not allowed in many areas due to noise but dogs, who are considerably noisier and considerably more a risk to people are, is kind of ridiculous
The banning of chickens in cities has definitely helped contribute to the creation of food deserts in said cities.
HOAs disallowing people to grow their own food is another example.
I recently read an article that argued against allowing chicken ownership in cities due to the fact that urban chicken owners might be more “ignorant of husbandry needs of chickens” and anyone could decide “on a whim” to purchase chickens 🙄
This is an absurd argument considering the VAST collection of extremely high-maintenance and fragile species that are freely available as pets without any concern for their husbandry requirements. It is incredibly easy to purchase a sugar glider or a chameleon on a whim, and both of these animals are far more difficult to keep happy than the sturdy chickens that humans literally domesticated thousands of years ago. Chickens are useful and personable animals that make great pets, and if you’re worried people won’t know how to care for them the solution is to improve education rather than thoughtlessly banning an animal that is actually a great option as a pet for low-income families. I would much prefer to see people choosing chickens as a pet over the dozens of high-maintenance and non-domesticated animals available at the corner pet shop.
there’s nothing barring you from bringing an endangered parrot into your home or even apartment that yells at <100db all day every day
However we had to convince my town that our 6 hens weren’t going to ruin our well (???) lmao. don’t worry you can dump pesticides on the same lawn and they won’t care.