imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind
"you got snap or insta?" i have a rope i can hang myself with
then you have both bc your spine will snap insta ntly when you do it
“I am the wound and the dagger, both the victim and the executioner!“
Grrrrrrrr the baker in me is mad at this bcz that is impossible unless the temperature in her mailbox was literally over 350 degrees. which would not be possible. so many ppl do not know how bread works
Especially with that proofing…smh they really think you can get a rise like that with 100 degrees?
She kinda bad tho
in the medieval times they did not have the colloquial phrase of “gooning”, instead they would say an individual was “braiding enough rope to hang the king’s army”, a phrase that demonstrated their respect for the strength and power of the chronic masturbator while also acknowledging their inherent wickedness
labs that are also churches. to me
(1. annie dillard, teaching a stone to talk 2. the deep underground neutrino experiment, a.k.a. DUNE 3. the large hadron collider 4. the sudbury neutrino observatory)
"most people are in a daily trauma....they don't even know they're alive"
titty bouncing crucifix flopping dress shoes slapping




