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THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA 2x08 | “Echo Tree”
The Artagan Effect:
KIMALLURA KIMALLURA KIMALLURA AAA OH MY GPD I LOVE THE WIVES I LOVE THEMMM
[ID: A digital illustration of Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. They stand leaning forwards with their hands in their pockets, sticking his tongue out and grinning. Behind him is a saturated pink background with bright blue and yellow triangular sparks around their head. End description.]
I need to stop believing it won't take me long to draw Ashton
why would you hide this in the tags
what day is it
always fucking some day or another around here
I have three modes of reading
- Dont read
- Read a 500 page book in a day
- Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion
tarot’s most important utility is inspiring themed fanart
The funniest part about Soul Eater will always be that there is a character in Soul Eater named Soul Eater Evans who Eats Souls and the show is not about him it's about his bestie
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
- The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
- The Monster of Sentan
- The Witch’s Cat
- Raise Both Children
- Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
- Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
- My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
- Pirates and Mermaid
- Eindred and the Witch
- The Demon King
- The Cornerwitch
- Grandmother Beetroot
- Apocalypse Daycare Worker
- Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
- New Year Saga
- A Story About Changelings
- Ranger in the King’s Forest
- The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
- Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Coming in at the very end of Ace week with Caduceus ~ how I’ve missed him so
Sometimes I remember the Wildmother called Essek a safe familiar star and have to go lay down.
I need to know if in the week of rest following the chaos of Aeor and Ickithon anyone told him. Told him that the Goddess whose temple he was learning to garden in approved of him, showed him as something as beautiful as a bright star.
And I need to know how he reacted if they did.
"You know, Essek, when we were deciding what to do," Jester said, draped over a uniquely carved piece of the Clays' furniture, her accent pulling the last word into dew, "Caduceus asked the Wildmother whether you would help us and she said you were a really pretty star."
"I'm sorry?" Essek sits on the couch, exactly two feet away from Caleb. Caleb keeps putting his hand in the gap, reaching for a cat who is no longer there, and will never be again.
"A star," Jester repeats. "A bright, pretty star. Right? Caduceus!"
"Yeah?" A long greyish-pink face peeks out from the kitchen, smiling affably.
"What did the Wildmother say Essek was?"
"Huh." Caducdeus blinks, then noticeably takes on the expression that indicates he is remembering, brow furrowed, looking up and off to the side. Then he brightens. "A star. Yeah." He smiles again. "A safe one. Familiar. Like the ones sailors use, I think. Comforting. Yeah. That kind of star." He disappears into the kitchen again.
Jester sighs, her flop over the armchair meaning she is now looking at Essek upside down. "A safe and familiar star, just what I said. And really bright and pretty."
"Oh," Essek says quietly. He glances at Caleb so quickly it is easy to miss, then down at his lap. "I... I didn't, ah... know that." He is very still, except for how his mouth pulls sardonically to the side, like a wince.
Caleb watches him, fingers curled against the homespun cushion at his side. "You don't believe it?"
"No, I believe the Wildmother said I was safe for you. I did plan to help you." Essek looks up, a pleading edge to his gaze, as though he hasn't already gone into the depths of a flesh city abomination with them to save Exandria. "It was always the plan, should you arrive." He shakes his head. "I don't blame you for not trusting my word, however. Verification from a deity was... merited."
"You're really going to totally ignore the whole star thing and focus on like, guilt, or something?" Jester gripes. "I'm telling you because it was really cool, okay."
"It is a flattering image," he concedes. He worries his fingers together in his lap.
"Like a beacon." Caleb smirks when this spurs Essek to look up again.
"Ah, not, ah- I don't think exactly like that," Essek stammers.
"Not a Luxon beacon," Caleb clarifies. "Just a beacon. A bright light in the dark when we needed it."
Essek becomes very interested with a loose thread at the edge of his tunic. "I am glad to have been such, then." His voice is a little thick. He breathes a laugh. "Though I must say, it is also very unnerving to think one of the gods looked directly at me to make this assessment."
Caleb nods sympathetically. "We do have a few who look in on how things are going, between all of us. Takes some getting used to."
"I don't think I'll ever be used to it."
"Hey," Jester muses, "If the Luxon is a god, do you think they're watching you?"
"I sincerely hope not," Essek chuckles nervously.
Jester hums. "I bet they would like you. You know, since you're a bright star and everything."
"Is dinner going to be ready soon?" Essek cranes his neck towards the kitchen.
"Ten minutes!" comes the call back.
"Essek doesn't have to be a god's special star," Caleb says generously. "The Wildmother was just making an observation. But maybe it's okay for him to be ours, though." He looks sidelong at Essek.
Essek smiles down at his hands. "That... would be acceptable."
My brain short circuited when I saw them and couldn’t decide which shitpost to draw.
I love and adore Percival Traumatized Asshole Blorbo de Rolo III with all my heart and so I say this with the greatest sincerity: he absolutely deserves to get bear shit somewhere inappropriate
I feel like I'm about to hyperventilate over hearing watching this episode oh my god
I am now crying
I feel like I'm about to hyperventilate over hearing watching this episode oh my god







