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Reblogs by a Social Justice Warlock. Also video game content. I am over thirty years old. Please don't make me think about how much.
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Homophobes making metal shit for the LGBTQ+ community again pt. ???

No, but let's unpack this a bit and get autistic all over it.

Because pirates honestly didn't really stand against order or civilization. They were criminals, yes, but they were often organized in their own ways. And they were actually pretty egalitarian-minded by the standards of their time.

Their ships were often run democratically, with captains elected by popular vote and the captain's power specifically limited.

They had early forms of worker's comp, so if you were injured in the line of duty, you would be paid a sum.

They would often share their takes equally.

There weren't exactly perfect, of course, a pirate ship would still be a hard place for a woman to live. Rather famously, we have Anne Bonny and Mary Read, who served aboard "Calico" Jack Rackham's ship and were two of only three pirates to defend it when the authorities finally came calling. (Fun fact, Bonny was romantically involved with Rackham and he was not one of the ones to defend the ship when it fell - her final words to him were "Had you fought like a man, you need not be hanged like a dog" - wish I'd dumped my ex with that kind of style). Bonny and Read though were very rare exceptions and have become near mythic figures in the time since with a lot of misinformation floating around about them, likely in part because they were such rare exceptions to the common rules.

But I digress.

Some facts about Jolly Rogers and how they were often used that I think are interesting and relevant.

Because the name "Jolly Roger" is often thought to derive from the term "Joli Rouge," which is French for "Pretty Red." "But the flags are black!" the hypothetical reader who knows just enough about the subject to make me sound smart says.

And yes, they were. Sometimes. The black flag on a pirate ship wouldn't usually come out until the ship was in range to actually attack, and it symbolized that there would be mercy shown to those who stood down and surrendered. Pirates often relied heavily on their reputation in these respects they specifically often did not want people fighting back and indeed avoided killing people if they could. And if a pirate ship was flying a black flag, they'd usually taken you by surprise, but they wouldn't hurt you if they didn't have a reason to. Red flags, just like on a dating app, were what you really had to be worried about. Those communicated that no quarter would be given in combat.

So let's look at this for a second.

The two big things we can take from this information about pirates is that though they aren't like movie pirates, obviously, they generally valued egalitarianism by the standards of the times. Likewise, they had a reputation for being far more harmful to polite society than they actually were as again, they wouldn't actually kill anyone in most cases and wouldn't hurt people who didn't give them a good reason to. They'd make a lot of noise to be intimidating (Blackbeard would attach candle wicks to his beard and light them when boarding enemy ships as an intimidation tactic), but that rarely translated into actual violence.

So, you have a group of people who think freedom is generally better whom a not insignificant portion of society thinks are more likely to harm them than they actually are.

Conclusion: this isn't a bad comparison, though not for the reasons this Twitter user thinks.

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mallowmaenad

YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours

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radatav

The best thing I did for my youtube viewing experience was download an extension that allows me to block entire channels. Now when I don't like a thumbnail? Blam, obliterate it, never see it again - and youtube is none the wiser. Youtube has no choice but to bring me weird music videos and retro game reviews.

You know, needing to add basic functionality to a platform yourself to fight back against the forces of enshittification is something tumblr trained me well for. You need like 5 third party extensions to make this site remotely usable.

What extension, Radatav? WHAT EXTENSION, RADATAV??????

There's an extension called Channel Blocker, and in lists of youtube channels, it puts an X next to the name. For example:

Click that X and the channel is blocked.

This doesnt show up everywhere but shows up in a lot of places, and is a handy way to get rid of channels. You can search for a channel you don't want, and block the channel directly from search.

Thank you SO MUCH!

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“The stone corrupts all those who wield it, it is fueled by their ambitions and dreams. So we need someone with no ambitions, no dreams, someone who doesn’t care about what the future holds for themselves. That’s why we found you.”

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shady-tavern

The first thought, in a moment like this, probably should not have been what came to your mind. Well, fuck you too, you thought, half incredulous and half apathetic. You leaned against the doorframe with one shoulder and eyed the group of three wizened people before you. Why was it always the elderly who came with big quests or brought important items that had to be hidden away?

Also, if you didn’t care about the future, didn’t that mean you didn’t care about the stone either? You might as well give it to someone else. Maybe someone better suited than you. There was this little girl across the street who had an acorn necklace and played in puddles and always sat very still until the every last stray cat felt safe enough to eat what she brought them. Maybe the stone should go to her, she at least gave a shit.

You debated arguing or refusing, but your disinterest won out in the end. “Sure,” you answered, holding out a hand for them to plop the stone into. You weren’t scared of it, especially since it looked utterly unremarkable. If you tossed it into a river, no one would be able to tell it apart from the other rocks.

The three wizened elders, apparently the smartest of their magic circle, exchanged grave looks and you waited until they were done with their silent communication and their leader stepped forward.

“We entrust you with the Stone of Possibility, never use it and always hide it,” they said, voice solemn and carrying the sort of undertone that spoke of great importance. You blinked slowly. “Give it to no one, no matter how noble their hearts, how pitiful their tale or how silver their tongue.” You couldn’t help but imagine a genderless person sticking out their tongue dripping with mercury.

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mallowmaenad

YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours

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radatav

The best thing I did for my youtube viewing experience was download an extension that allows me to block entire channels. Now when I don't like a thumbnail? Blam, obliterate it, never see it again - and youtube is none the wiser. Youtube has no choice but to bring me weird music videos and retro game reviews.

You know, needing to add basic functionality to a platform yourself to fight back against the forces of enshittification is something tumblr trained me well for. You need like 5 third party extensions to make this site remotely usable.

What extension, Radatav? WHAT EXTENSION, RADATAV??????

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Just to clear some things up

BDSM: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Yes please! So good!!! Tie me up! Beat me! Fuck me! Yeeees!😍😍😍😍😍 Domestic abuse: go die in a hole

Misogyny/misandry play: So hot! Very sexy! Yes Sir, I am your worthless little fucktoy and please use me like one.😳😳😳 Actual sexism: Get your head out of the 19th century and grow up

Raceplay: Hell yeah! I’m your inferior asian slut! Use me! Racism: Fuck your own ass with a cactus please.

Petplay: My favorite. Pretty please call me kitty when you fuck me. (also when you dont)😻😻😻😻 Bestiality: Just don’t. Animals cant consent friend.

DDlg: Sure, daddy, let’s play. 😘😘😘 Actual peodophilia, child abuse: Don’t fuck children! Do I actually have to explain this to people? Like, they are children. They can’t consent. Okay. 

Dub-con/rapeplay: Super fun. Use me while I scream for you to stop. 😏😏😏 Rape: no. No. NO! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!! Just No! No excuses! No she (or he) is not asking for it. No “I made a mistake”. No no no no no! Consent is everything and if you don’t respect that you should rot in a jail cell at the absolute bare minimum. 

Hope this cleared some stuff up😘 This ends your PSA, please feel free to return to your regularly scheduled pornography. (sorry for all the cussing and agressiveness. I have strong feelings here)

Important message for those who contact me and clearly don’t get it.

And if you don’t know the difference between the kink and its terrible counterpart, maybe you shouldn’t try to participate in that kink until you do know. I dunno, just a suggestion.

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Anonymous asked:

Pls tell me how you will corrupt me slowly

I'd start by becoming your friend. As your friend I'm sure you trust me and would do anything for me! You would do anything for me, right? That's what friends are for, right?

I wouldn't make you do anything uncomfy. Not at first. Sure I'd suggest that you should dress different, I wouldn't say the word slutty but when we go clothes shopping I do tend to pick out some pretty skimpy and revealing outfits and encourage you to try them on. "Come onnn you'd look so cute in this!"

Maybe you do, and enjoy them, but then when you start wearing them you notice me leering at your tits or your exposed thighs. Maybe you're...a little uncomfortable, but we're just friends, right? There's nothing to worry about!

But then I start getting touchy-feely. It's just cuddling, maybe a kisss on the cheek. You shy away at first, but I keep pushing. "What's the matter? I thought we were friends!"

Pretty soon we're making out on your couch while I grope your tits, telling you that this is all fine and normal as you grind your ass against my girlbulge.

You never thought when we started hanging out that I was planning on molding you into my personal cockwhore, wearing slutty clothes that give me easy access to your body - low-cut tops that let me slide my hand down them to grope your tits, skirts with nothing underneath. Now I'm teaching you how to suck my cock, how to use your cute mouth to service your "friend".

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Going to whine for a while now. Y'know. Needily.

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If you're a lesbian who craves cock and feels conflicted about it, don't worry! You're just instinctually primed to submit to girldick, all you need to a hung transfem to stuff you full of cock and rail you into the mattress. You were meant to serve lesbian cock!

True ^-^ 🩵

Love this. Seems very true!

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dreg-heap

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

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hypnomemers

You.

Yes, you.

Oh stop it. Yes. I'm talking to you.

You are awesome.

You are a special, precious, amazing being.

You are a creature of life, love, and light.

You are beautiful.

Whoever you are,

Wherever you are,

Whoever you're meant to be,

And wherever you're meant to go,

Spread your rainbow.

Share your beauty.

Be kind.

Be love.

And find happiness in yourself and who you surround yourself with.

❤️

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mr-h-m-bo

“Brad, what is so important I need to join you in the backyard? You know I’d rather be spending time with Jake.”

“Do I have to stand here much longer? He told me he got a new game. What do you mean not to worry about it?”

“What is that spiral thing? Why can’t I look away?”

“Oh, you’re doing something to me. You’re messing with my mind. Like in an anime. It’s hot.”

“You’re making me hot. You’re making me a slut. Don’t. Please?”

***

“Like hi Jakey! You like my tits? Brad gave me new clothes cause I’m too big for all my boring old clothes. I totally made my old bra explode!”

“Huh, no there’s nothing wrong! Brad was like super nice. Especially after I sucked his cock.”

“Don’t be mad. He’s so huge. And you’re so hard now. That’s hot.”

“But Brad went to talk to Stacy. He said I could totally be a cheerleader? I totes want to be a cheerleader.”

“Jakey, I’m so horny! You can fuck me whenever you want, but no one can know. Especially not Brad.”

“I’m going to be a cheerleader after all, and cheerleaders can’t fuck nerds, duh. But if no one knows, I can make your cock feel good!”

“Yeah fine we can do it in Brad’s room. Hot, sexy Brad.”

“Are you going to fuck me yet?”

“What are you doing with that spiral thingy?”

“Holy shit, why do I look like a fucking whore. One minute I was in the backyard and now-”

“Yes I will stare at the spiral.”

“Yes I obey.”

“Yes I’m your perfect doll.”

“Yes I will kick Brad in the balls whenever I see him.”

“Yes I will call you Master.”

“Yes I want to play dungeons and dragons.”

“Yes I will be your perfect nerdy girlfriend.”

“Oh, I was drooling a bit! So Master, did you want to play your new game? Or we could do a new kind of roleplay, if you know what I mean.”

“Oh, I’m your new game? Come here, you naughty boy!”

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HYPNOSIS KINK TUMBLR SIMULATOR

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