If this next espresso shot tastes bad too I'm killing myself
Cryptid sighting
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Tim: …I can explain
Jason: Then explain
Tim: I can’t actually explain
Jason: Then why did you say you could
Tim: I didn’t think you’d take me up on it
Jason: Why are you in my house
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
dyatlovpassingprivilege
Anonymous asked:
Okay if not lemon/lime OR spicy how do YOU refer to smut??
romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering
Elon Musk accidentally revealed that he has an alt where he posts as a 3-year-old
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
can someone make a “what’s your opinion on war crimes” “in my opinion, all war is crimes” image or do i have to do it myself
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
