It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

it's like, I can't remember what I did two weeks ago but I can tell you all about something that made me cry when I was 14

It's almost time for Zack and Cody's reservation at the Italian restaurant

8th Anniversary🎊

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Happy 9th birthday, FNAF!!! 🎉

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

2012-13 AO3 was a beautiful fever dream.

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

you know what i mean

Unrestrained summer fun

one of my favorite things about humans is our ability to take an already terrifying situation and make up a story about it that makes it even more horrifying

me on a nautical vessel in the 18th century: captain! it looks like there's a storm brewing up ahead!

the captain: aye me lad, that be THE KRAKEN, come to drag us down to DAVY JONES' LOCKER

me:

frightening and/or hard to explain situation: *exists*

humans:

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man