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unclefather
me as a lawyer: your honor, quick question… am I winning
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Resource is from victoriaalxndr on Twitter!
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marvelninenine
officialnatasharomanoff
the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased
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Reblogged wormpretzal
Carol: Gets hit with Gamma radiation and gets cool powers like flight, super strength, can breathe in space
Bruce:
Reblogged narwhalsarefalling
estrangedlestrange
i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s
Reblogged celadonisle
I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy.
I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?”
and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.”
twopinkcarnations
Like Michael Buble and Santa
Source: thecommonchick
Reblogged illegalaustralien
Abolish unpaid internships, bring back apprenticeships.
"You don't have to pay me, but I'm going to live with you from now on."
Reblogged illegalaustralien
“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.”
John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)
Reblogged anbuclan7
things i want to be
- really hot
- not poor
Reblogged sandrock
vampireapologist-archive-deacti
book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
vampireapologist
book: “she has naturally curly hair”
screen adaptation:
vampireapologist
book: “red hair, freckles”
screen adaptation:
korrawarriorprincess
Book: “she was black”
Movie adaptation:
Book: she was a lesbian
Screen adaptation:
chantosakura
Book: “…he asked calmly.”
Movie:
Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”
Film:
satanssyn-n-things
Book : She was …
Film:
masochist-incarnate
None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like
Reblogged cornholenation
aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence
kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone
aang:
aang: hey can i talk to someone else
mellenabrave
I wonder, did the other Avatars realize he is 11 or did they assume he is like a really short man?
Reblogged homosexualontheloose
me, age 14: I want anatagonists that are morally gray, who don’t realize they’re bad. They should be conflicted and have meaningful backstories.
me now: i want a villain that has “evil” listed every day on their calendars except sundays when they have mimosas with the protagonist
tinymugs
im both
Reblogged narwhalsarefalling
I hate man caves. I absolutely hate them.
It’s just the sentiment behind them that I find so reprehensible. It’s this idea that men need a retreat away from the responsibilities of family life whereas women do not. I very seldom see people who have man caves also have a space for the woman and if they do it’s always significantly smaller, less equipped, and seldom used.
And the thing is men will often argue this point by saying “well she has the rest of the house” because they think that forcing their wives/girlfriends to do all of the administrative work around the house constitutes personal space. So they force their partners to become household managers wherein a daily flow is created that they are not involved enough to feel a part of, this creates a sense of disconnect from family life, and makes men feel as if they’re being bossed around in their wife’s home , which creates a need to “get away.” Which basically results in him hiding while his wife runs the household. Men think this is fair because they think that it’s natural for women to be household managers rather than realize she’s just picking up his slack.