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Reblog if you know who Maedhros is

I have a feeling this won’t get a lot of notes, as the majority of people only know characters from the movies (which is totally fine) but I just wanted to see.

So much love for this character!

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

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I think my favorite bit of nitpicky Silm lore is that Fingon, in canon, does not have a wife. A wife is not implied, never mentioned, and the “Fingon’s wife” concept never was and literally never will be an “unnamed wife” situation. …. because she does not exist. Note that, in published Silm, it is canon that Gil-galad was legally Fingon’s son, but it is also canon that Fingon never had a wife. The one argument I hear about this is “But Fingon sent his wife and son to the Havens!”, but… I’d also like to point out that if you’re under this impression, you’re probably getting your information from a badly sourced wiki, because uh, technically? That’s not canon. What is canon is this: “Great was the lamentation in Hithlum when the fall of Fingolfin became known, and Fingon in sorrow took the lordship of the house of Fingolfin and the kingdom of the Noldor; but his young son Ereinion (who was after named Gil-galad) he sent to the Havens.” - Excerpt From: J. R. R. Tolkien. “Lord of the Rings 0.5 - The Silmarillion.”

It’s canon that he sent Gil-galad to the Havens. It is not canon that he sent any wife to the Havens. She does not exist in the canon story. When we combine this information from the published Silmarillion, plus the fact that he is stated to not have a wife or children in unpublished works…

Technically, any situation in which he is portrayed with a wife is an AU, or canon divergent at best, which frankly is incredibly hilarious to me, because we all know that Christopher backtracked with labeling Gil-galad as his son after Silm was published, but the fact that it’s still canon that he doesn’t have a wife, despite him having a son in canon… that’s incredibly powerful, sir.

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LaCE says that for elves sex = marriage. Which means that if Fingon has a biological son than he must, presumably, have a spouse capable of childbirth, so it looks like our three options here are:

  1. Said spouse died before going to the Havens, with no mention in the text. Given that Elenwe’s death was mentioned, this is highly unlikely.
  2. Gil-Galad is someone else’s kid that Fingon raised. Maybe another cousin in a more dangerous kingdom?
  3. Gil-Galad is not, in fact, related to Finwe at all in any way. Fingon just adopted him like Maglor did with e&e. Gil galad may or may not know this.

Incorrect silm quotes from this generator

Maglor, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Maedhros , entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

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Elrond: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.

Maglor: Wednesay.

Elrond: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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Maglor: Oh my Elrond.

Elros: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Maglor: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

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Fingolfin: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Maedhros. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Maedhros!

Fingon: Nope.

Fingolfin: In that case, as the archbishop of Fingon's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Maedhros right on the lips!!!

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Maedhros: What happened to your nose?

Fingon: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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*Maedhros teaching Fingon to drive and taking Finrod along for the ride*

Maedhros: That's a pothole. To the left!

Fingon: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Finrod, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Fingon: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Maedhros, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Fingon: Country Roads.

Finrod: To the place.

Fingon and Finrod in unison: I Belong!

Maedhros, crying harder: What the fuck?

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Maedhros: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Fingon: Peonies, why?

Maedhros:

Fingon: Were you going to get me flowers?

Maedhros:

Fingon:

Maedhros: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Finrod: New year, new me.

Maedhros: Bitch, it’s August.

Finrod: Time is an illusion.

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Fingon: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Maedhros: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Fingon: Th-that's not how that works-

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Finrod: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Fingon, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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Maedhros You’re drunk.

Finrod:Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Maedhros.

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Idril: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!

Maeglin, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Beren: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

Lúthien: Beren-

Lúthien: It- it was just an ant-

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Turgon: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Curufin: Actually, Turgon, that's salt.

Turgon: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Curufin: Uh, Turgon, that would be salt.

Curufin: *takes salt packet from Turgon* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Finrod: I’m doing my best.

Galadriel: You’re not doing anything.

Finrod: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.

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Finrod: You have any sunscreen?

Galadriel: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

Finrod: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

the fairest stars

What if Angrist was a little tougher, and Beren and Lúthien managed to steal two Silmarils from Morgoth instead of one? Somehow I’ve already written NINE parts of this unhinged bullet point AU here and decided it was time for a fresh post to avoid that one getting too long.

Where we left off: Lúthien has been negotiating with Mandos like a pro, Maglor is nearly-but-not-quite-dead in Menegroth, Thingol has taken one Silmaril from him, Fingon has the other Silmaril and ditched Curufin outside the Girdle even though they did some bonding on the Worst Road Trip, and people are still upset about Celegorm’s death. YES I am well aware that the pipeline from the fairly normal first sentence of the post to this mess is insane.

  • Fingon and Maedhros are both very, very good tacticians. Between them, it isn’t very difficult for Fingon to follow Maedhros’ directions towards Menegroth, and then to find the hidden pathways by which Huan led Maedhros out of Thingol’s halls.
  • It helps that Thingol is still under the impression that the Girdle is impenetrable with the aid of his Silmaril, so he doesn’t have anyone keeping an eye out for the High King of the Noldor sneaking into his realm on an Adventure.
  • Finding Maglor's sickroom/prison cell/whatever is a little trickier, but not impossible. Long ago in Tirion Fingon was a mischievous child, so he's well aware that the best way not to get caught sneaking into a forbidden place is to make it perfectly clear that you belong there.

Part the eleventh! Maedhros gets to be a main character again after being sidelined for the last two parts.

He isn't enjoying it.

(Content warning for descriptions of the general aftermath of trauma, plus a briefly mentioned and not described in any detail panic attack.)

  • “I don’t,” says Maedhros, “I don’t – believe you.”
  • It’s very cold in Himring, suddenly. And has the wind always been this loud, or that just the blood rushing in his ears?
  • Over it he catches brief snatches of Curufin’s explanation: Maglor was already dead by the time they got to Menegroth, and Fingon was killed as they were trying to escape, and Thingol took the Silmaril as well despite Curufin’s best efforts.
  • “But,” Maedhros says, “but—”
  • Words have always come so easily to him, but now they’ve all dried up.
  • It’s just… cold.

Part 12! Military Stuff is Plotted.

(Another content warning for the whole trauma/delusional episode situation.)

  • In the wider world, rumour spreads in the usual way.
  • When Fingon and Maedhros rode to Himring, Maedhros bore the Silmaril openly, and its light brought them safely through the perils of Nan Dungortheb.
  • It did not do so unnoticed.
  • Through the garbled whisperings of orcs in occupied Dorthonion, across the acrid plains of the desolate Anfauglith, the tale reaches ears of the Dark Lord himself: Maedhros Fëanorion holds a Silmaril at Himring.
  • (Fingon kept the jewel hidden when he took it: nobody knows that it's currently in Maglor's possession.)
  • To Morgoth this is an insult too far.
  • That Lúthien should have tricked him, and humiliated him, and stolen from him in his very throne room is bad enough.
  • But that one of the Silmarils should have made its way to Maedhros, who defied him so long ago – Maedhros, who has been a thorn in his side since the Dagor Aglareb, Maedhros who alone held when the Sudden Flame overcame East Beleriand – it will not be borne.
  • The Noldor are still recovering from their devastating losses in the Dagor Bragollach.
  • Let's see whether they can hold Himring with all Angband emptied against it.

On a scale from Turgon to Elrond, how well did “raising your sibling’s offspring/descendant in your hidden valley and having them fall in love with your daughter” turn out

On a scale of Thingol to Elrond, how well did “setting an incredibly difficult quest for your daughter’s mortal suitor” turn out

On a scale from Dior to Elrond (detouring briefly at Elwing and Maglor) how well did “raising twin half-elf boys” turn out

On a scale from Maedhros to Elrond, how well did “gathering a group of people to go defeat the Dark Lord” turn out

Elrond is so successful in everything because he’s not King

RIP to everyone else, but Elrond is different

Tolkien’s universe is full of oddly specific repeating motifs and for some reason Elrond does ALL OF THEM better than his predecessors:

  • On a scale from Finrod to Elrond, how well did “building a hidden stronghold by a river” turn out?
  • On a scale from Fëanor to Elrond, how well did “raising twins on your own because your wife left” turn out?
  • On a scale from Beleg to Elrond, how well did “hanging out with stubborn mortals who refuse to listen to your advice” turn out?

Elrond looked at all the major historical figures of the first age and said: “I’ll be you, but successful”

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Okay so I did not know only a year had passed between these events. It was Maedhros who negotiated the land things, I believe. 

Dude went from half-dead in Angband right back to being a fantastic leader within ONE YEAR and honestly, dude was like, prolly writin letter and getting briefings while in a hospital bed, dude,,,,

Sometimes you make the most momentous discoveries that shake the very foundations of your headcanons.

I was on Tolkien Gateway the other day, looking up Azaghâl’s page, when I notice the official art of him for the first time. 

My dude has a black hair laced with gold. Black hair. Laced with gold! Much like a certain someone else we all know and love. From this, I can only conclude Bór also wore gold in his dark hair, just to complete the trio.

I can now no longer think of the Union of Maedhros without wheezing over the absolute hilarity of Maedhros getting all three of his best friends in the same room for once, and they all three have the simultaneous realization Maedhros has Only One Type Of Friend.

Thus does the Union of Maedhros become the Union of Maedhros’ Friends Dragging Him For Filth Over This.