I am going to sleep but I'm so happy that Gwenpool is canonically aroace. She was one of my favorite Marvel characters when I first got into comics in 2018 because I liked Deadpool but I liked her more since her fourth wall breaking was explained as her BEING FROM OUR WORLD, and we were both chaotic wacky fangirls who loved Marvel. And now we have more in common! :D

I was in labor for 30 hours, I've had spinal surgery with no meaningful pain relief for days after I woke up (long story) and I would do either one of them again rather than pass another kidney stone.

Once had a Dr. Attempt to do a Lumbar Tap but she told me she would have to Dig because I am Fat and she didn't want to wait for an XRay machine to assist and she literally rooted around badly in my spine for ten minutes.

rare vent art from a few months ago

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

This is the thing!

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

CAN I GET A BOX?

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

butch fatale

She walked into my office with the swagger of a racecar pit crew boss. From her steel toed boots to her safety glasses, this dame was giving me forklift certified vibes strong enough to shake me loose from my classic depression laced with alcoholism.

her carabiner jingled with keys to four speakeasies, two u-hauls, and a thousand broken hearts.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Darkness as a corrupting horror: oh cool

Blinding light as a corrupting horror: OOOOOOGGGGGHOODSHITOOHOOHOOHOOHEHEHE

THE SUN THE SUN THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN

I just want to see something that's so numinously beautiful that I'm unable to look away and it burns out my eyes and central nervous system and uses my body as a meat puppet.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show + funny text posts I've collected

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

are you fucking serious

Oh FUCK OFF

so theres more

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

The power this man has. Exquisite

“Emperor”

environmental storytelling

the cumbrian cunt council will decide your fate

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The answer to your question: almonds.

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

Ok but the meter on that line is SICK

i PRAY nobody KILLS me for the CRIME of being SMALL

Crisp

Delicious

That bug is an excellent poet

iambic heptameter. six feet for the bug, and the final one divine.

sorry for constantly doing so many polls. but i need to know

SEVENTEEN SEVEN SEVEN SIX

Seventeen seven seventy-six