Succession + Liam Gallagher Tweets (1/?)
sorry i can’t go to work today my wife died last night. yeah her name was soap2day
i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”
just got my cousins written out of my dad’s will for being tory and homophobic :)
my cousin: (thinking she’s having a totally low stakes convo with me)
me: (notes app open)
at family christmas i’m going to talk about dating women so one of my cousins is tempted to be openly homophobic to me. that will seal the deal for dad
#u would think this is petty#but i can barely repeat some of the shit my cousin has said to me#about race and gender and politics#and the way she treats people 😭 like she yelled at me for tipping our waiter because it made her feel bad#and i was like ‘u refused to tip so i just tipped for us’#and she said ‘you don’t have to tip here’#and i was like ‘yeah. u also don’t have to say thank you or please but it’s just polite innit’#(and this was an argument over $15 like… girl)#anywho. yeah. she already had a meltdown because i kissed a girl within her vicinity and what if people thought she was gay as well 😭😭😭😭#and so i introduced her as my ‘not gay cousin’ because it was getting annoying and she did not find that funny#i could go on#fwiw i really didn’t think she was like that until i visited her this weekend#dl
just got my cousins written out of my dad’s will for being tory and homophobic :)
my cousin: (thinking she’s having a totally low stakes convo with me)
me: (notes app open)
fuck healthy male friendship I want codependent homoerotic total power exchange on every tv in the nation
just got my cousins written out of my dad’s will for being tory and homophobic :)
saw a girl kissing every guy in the club last night and i said to my friend “oh no this is gonna be a super spreader” and she was like “i really don’t want to shame anyone” and i said “oh no. of covid. i meant of covid. like that girl is absolutely going to get covid. super spreading covid. not. no. go her! woohoo! and all. but she’s gonna get the flu for sure” and in conclusion we need a different name for spreading covid
Anonymous asked:
what series are you talking about in that ‘worst ending’ poll?? it sounds familiar
the queen of the tearling. they’re actually quite good if u ignore the… bad ?
this post gave me agony
#i just hate this one book where she went back in time#and killed the bad guy#and then suddenly she was in the future#and all the characters who died were alive#and no one knew her because she wasn’t queen#since society thrived because this guy was dead or whatever#and it was like. oh ok. cool. so all the stuff i read in the past 3 books didn’t matter at all#and nothing happened#like. hm. ok.#and the explanation given for it is that the queen made the biggest sacrifice for her people#and so she’s the only one burdened by the knowledge of all that#but it’s just like. ok. u still erased everything i just read essentially#pissed me off fr
it’s so fucking embarrassing to find a conventionally attractive man attractive every time it happens. like oh you think the handsome man is handsome? you find the attractive guy attractive? derivative. passé. pedestrian
Anonymous asked:
now that soap2day is dead use fmovies
ur my hero. i love you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️
please reblog this and put in the tags what the best present you have given to your mother is. i want to do something really nice this year but i’m so lost. i’m the only one who gives her a gift so it really rests on me
