Sorry Mom. can't go to school today.It's a national holiday.
why is this the funniest screenshot ive ever seen
yoshi about to go in
I can't be the only one who thought about this....right?
WOOOOHOOO MY BOIII And all this from waking up at 3 am because of a tramatic nightmare I just had.
IT HAPPENED! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m wheezing, Look at how cute this is ;//A//;
(If anyone knows who the creator is please tell me so I can credit them for their amazing work! ; w ; )
Edit:Thank you @nippoisalien For giving me the source!!!
Awwww stop its too cute!
So...I just got back from school and this happens....
No words to describe the happiness I'm feeling right now.
Ladies, which Fantasy Creature are you? ✨
I’m a mermaid, married to a unicorn. This works for me!
Itty bitty fairy
scroll wheel???? whats a scroll wheel tf…
are you guys talkin about the
mouse clit?
Me 2017:Man I have no luck this year. And I think it will stay like that.
Next year...
Me 2018: Yep like I said no lu-
Luck: Honey! I'm home! And I bought gifts too!
Me 2018:😐 ....
UHHH... BEST VALENTINE'S GIFT EVER!
I’m waffle
Definitely two scoop
Ive been starring at them for like 5 minutes and im all like "Guzma ,babe, I love you, but please let me beat them. Your suffocating them." Im surprise they're not dead yet.
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
I love this
CHRISTMAS!!!
Signs as hipster food trends
Aries- Spaghetti donut
Taurus- Blk water
Gemini- Waffle pops
Cancer- Ramen burger
Leo- Gold flake pizza
Virgo- Avacado burger buns
Libra- Acai bowl
Scorpio- Black ice cream
Sagittarius- Rainbow grilled cheese
Capricorn- Deconstructed coffee
Aquarius- Sushi burrito
Pisces- Rainbow bagel
I would literally fight somebody of they offered me deconstructed coffee
half of these aren’t bad. the other half come from a buffet in hell.
Im black ice cream..... I wonder what it taste like?




