Alucard/Adrian Fahrenheits Tepes - Age 400 (estimated)

Born of the union between Dracula and a human woman. Even though he possesses androgynous beautiful features and a slender body type, he's physically strong and has dark magical powers. He looks like a taciturn and reserved young man but he's smart and has a sensible personality. His weapons are mainly swords, but by using various magical relics and items, he can gain transformation abilities and magical spells.

Maria Renard - Age 17

A girl who is distantly related to the Belmont family of vampire hunters and is also Richter's adoptive sister. She is a vampire hunter who defeated Dracula alongside Richter in the battle of five years ago. She's a smart girl who has mysterious powers to manipulate animals. While searching for the missing Richter, she hears rumours of Dracula's Castle returning.

Richter Belmont - Age 24

A descendant of the Belmont family who has fought Count Dracula for generations as vampire hunters. In the battle of five years ago, he defeated his nemesis, Count Dracula, but he has gone missing for a year. He's a hot blooded man with a strong sense of justice who fights with a whip that has been used for generations as a weapon to slay vampires.

Count Dracula/Dracula Vlad Tepes - Age 800 (estimated)

He's the lord of the Demon Castle that has brought terror to people. With his powerful dark powers, he reigns at the top of the dark world and masters many kinds of magic. In the late 18th century he was revived for the third time, but it was supposed to have been destroyed along with his castle by the vampire hunter Richter Belmont...He's also Alucard's father.

Death

A god of death who serves as a confidant of Count Dracula. He is also acquainted with Alucard and ends up stealing his equipment in the castle's entrance.

The Librarian

Serves Dracula and is also acquainted with Alucard. By talking to him, you can purchase items, sell gems, and obtain various information.

Lisa

She was once the wife of Count Dracula and had a son with him. That son is the main character Alucard. The beautiful Lisa has already passed away, but her memory lives on in Alucard's heart.

Shaft

A mysterious priest who uses dark magic. Five years ago he was the responsible for reviving Dracula, but was defeated by Richter Belmont in that battle. He should have been destroyed...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night official characters' descriptions from the Japanese strategy guidebook

Me in my daily battle to quell the latest pornbot wave:

How much do you wanna bet that Dexter/Blossom is on here because of that crazy PPGD webcomic from 2004? (Although to be fair, I shipped them all the way back when I was like 6. I’m almost 30)

Also, why is Numbuh 4/Numbuh 5 the KND ship on here? They always gave off more of a sibling dynamic, if you ask me.

Cartoon Network, you of ALL PEOPLE should know Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3 were literally endgame!

CJ and Mordecai long as he can keep his eye on the prize. He didnt deserve her tbh

An idea of how Ed Edd n Eddy's cast may appear as adults. I wrote a bio for each one too.

Ed: Married May Kanker right out of high school, had 26 kids all named after monster movies (all of which he's VERY protective of). Spends a simple life working on tree-lifting and mine digging, bathes in gravy every night. Misses Edd and Eddy a whole, whole lot. Unfortunately doesn't see them often, since they moved further into the city while he stayed in the cul-de-sac.

Edd (Double D): Cleaned his act, got the girl, gained a master's in science and engineering, became a teacher, and yet STILL isn't happy or widely respected. Has yet to fully address his long standing anxiety of taking off his hat. Cannot let himself catch a break as he stresses daily about getting the bills paid. Wishes there was more to life than this ever-revolving door of monotony.

Eddy: Flunked out of college. Works as an errand boy for the mayor of Peach Creek and "oversees productivity". Secretly continues to feed his compulsions to scam and gamble at any chance he can get. Spends his every evening dreaming of the day where HE's the mayor, and scheming up ideas he'll never enact (unless..). Often complains that jawbreakers aren't as big as they used to be.

Nazz: Lives a bohemian life, praying someday her time to shine will glisten once more as an "influencer" but works retail in the meantime. Mooches off her fiancée Edd and tries to make up for it in emotional (and erm, well, physical) support. Is struggling with the idea that she peaked in high school, but will never admit it. Mockingly called "Double Z" by Eddy, though she doesn't mind.

Kevin: Is the mayor of Peach Creek. Won this view through pure charisma and good word as the football king of Peach Creek High and general "best at everything", but is often these days fumbling the ball on keeping the streets safe and clean. Is now friends with Eddy, or at least he likes to think so. Is sad he didn't make it into pro league, and will sulk about it when noone's looking.

Sarah: Took up the job of being a shrink (specifically in anger management), and a general town do-gooder. She's often, even if obnoxiously, asking to help others. Has really turned her life around from her loudmouthed, vicious childhood and make up for her past cruelties.. but has mostly done so just to repress her unbridled rage bubbling inside. Whatever you do, don't bring up Jimmy in front of her.

Jimmy: Sarah and Jimmy were conjoined to the hip practically forever, until the day his braces came off. Once he did, he got the call from Hollywood for his incredible acting chops, and ditched his BFF without a second thought. People often tour Peach Creek to see his hometown, much to the chagrin of everyone there. Is a real piece of work these days and could use a nice ass whooping.

Rolf: Grew to be a mighty farmer, creating a titanic cattle industry. Used his profits to buy a massive chunk of Peach Creek and turn it into "New Yergosluvia", so his old country family could live nearby. There he resides as it's king, and frequently feuds with old friend Kevin. Wears Victor's pelt in honor of his life-long servitude to a son of a shepherd (Victor passed peacefully in his sleep).

Johnny 2x4: MIA. As the Eds became more accepted, Johnny became the new misfit. One day, tragedy suddenly struck Plank in senior year of high school, and Johnny was never seen again. There's urban legends of crudely drawn faces appearing on the trees around the old cul-de-sac they grew up in. Ed swears he's seen one tree move. But that's crazy Ed for you. …Right?

May Kanker: Spends her days mostly exhausted from having to take care of 26 children, and hardly ever leaves the house. When she's not trying to drown out the kids with a cranked up TV, she's spending every other hour gossiping about occurrences across the city with her sisters.. though there's not a lot of time between that and cleaning up shit smeared on the walls.

Marie Kanker: Was expelled from Peach Creek High School for stalking Edd and threatening harm on Nazz. She now spends her days as a forum rat on doxxing related message boards, betwixt a day job of driving a garbage truck, where she mostly rides around town spying on people and scribbling down their whereabouts. She too spends all remaining hours gossiping with her sisters.

Lee Kanker: Was mid-planning on going to college and had her life all figured out to be a part of law enforcement until she was unexpectedly locked up for "illegal wood burning". She swears she was framed but has no idea who could've done it. She's usually calling her sisters, but occasionally talks with Eddy. She's not interested in him anymore; they just like to shoot the shit sometimes.

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

danny was of course right by the way, tatsuya yuuki (the char clone from build fighters) is by far the best char clone in the franchise because like. the gundam franchise EXISTS in build fighters. char aznable is an existing fictional character in that universe. yuuki knows he's doing that, he's invoking it on purpose, and he's SUCH a fucking nerd about it

what i find most attractive in people are signs of life

crows feet and laugh lines and bushy eyebrows and grown out haircuts

scars and tattoos and chipped nail polish and floppy ear lobes and still-open piercings that you just don’t wear anymore

scuffed shoes and clothes you’ve had since high school and that green stain on your fingers and neck from cheap jewelry

proof of life!!! so breathtaking!!!

humans!!!

you were somebody, and you are somebody, and you will continue to be!!

some fave additions from the notes 🥹☺️❤️

Your beautiful Elle. Just want you to know that

Atreus having a crush on every person his age he meets is honestly very Loki of him I respect it

My Favorite Moments in God of War (2018)

Spoilers

 - When this skinny Nordic guy starts bad-mouthing and slapping Kratos, then Kratos fights back, and then suddenly this Stranger™ suDDENLY PUNCHES KRATOS INTO HIS OWN HOUSE

- The pretty blue-antlered deer 

- LIKE, NO JOKE, JUST DROP KICKS THIS TWO HUNDRED POUND MAN OF PURE MUSCLE INTO THE CEILING LIKE HE WAS A SACK OF POTATOES

- Watching the emotional conflict of Kratos as he struggles to break out of his protective shell to try to open up to Atreus, his son

- AND THEN THE STRANGER JUST JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND SHATTERS THE EARTH. AND SUDDENLY THERE’S THAT REALIZATION OF “OH, SKINNY BOI IS A G O D”

- Kratos only calling Atreus “Boy” unless something concerning has happened to him

- And then when something DOES happen to him, Kratos screams Atreus’s name so desperately

- That one moment of absolute stillness once Atreus reacts to killing his first human

- How so utterly careful Kratos is when he handles his son at that moment, pressing his palms to his son’s cheeks in a silent display of care and understanding as he whispers, “Close your heart to it.”

- The witch acting like a mother-figure to Atreus once they meet

- The beautiful depictions of the Nine Realms

- That moment when the World Snake speaks and you can feel your stomach vibrate under its guttural throat

- FINDING OUT THAT THE STRANGER™ IS BALDUR

- When Kratos encourages Atreus to push Thor’s hammer even though all of us know it’s all Kratos and he’s simply doing it to encourage his boi

- The clear contrast of Kratos trying to father Atreus under a type of harsh love but then him breaking when Atreus suddenly falls unconscious, skin pale and sickly and his little fingers not moving

- The terror you can feel radiating from Kratos as he places Atreus on the boat and they quietly row back to Freya’s house

- When Kratos starts to pace on that lift and you can see his breathing getting quicker, harder, and more anxious

- “He is ill.”

- “I did this to him?”

- How the music suddenly changes into a familiar deep-throated chanting when Kratos reveals the Chaos Blades and you can practically feel the heat through the screen

- ‘You will always be… a monster.”

- The hilariously innocent moment of Atreus asking Kratos if he can turn into an animal

- The slow decent into Atreus’s cockiness and cruelty

- And then final change back into an innocent boy that leaves you sighing in relief

- BALDUR

- THAT REALLY AWESOME FINAL FIGHT WITH BALDUR THAT ENCAPSULATES THE UNITY BETWEEN ATREUS AND KRATOS IN THEIR FIGHTING STYLES

- THE H U G AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN

My Favorite Moments in God of War: Ragnarok

[Inspired by my favorite moments in God of War 2018]

Spoilers

- Watching Atreus slowly break through the fog with a fresh kill that he hunted himself, a head or so taller than we’d last see him, and clearly much more confident in himself. 

- Atreus and Kratos’s immediate display of affection for each other, in stark contrast to the previous game, with Kratos gripping his son’s shoulder in acknowledgement and Atreus smiling to his father.

- Mimir “sitting” inside of the house, on a pillow with a candle next to him and a book to read and a nice pipe to smoke. He clearly has become part of the family.

- The fear in Kratos’s voice when he searches for Atreus’s after Fenrir’s death

- OH FUCK A HUGE BEAR

- OH SHIT THIS HUGE BEAR IS ACTUALLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF KRATOS. HOW CAN A BEAR GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH KRATOS

- OH F U C K IT’S ATREUS

- Kratos shouting Atreus’s name as he lies limp in the snow and you see, for just a moment, Kratos wondering if he has once again killed his own child with his own hands.

- Thor just casually stopping by their house and pouring them some mead

- The way Thor just launches Kratos, just like his brother did in the game before

- The way the ground crackles like thunder when Thor slams his foot down

- Thor shocking Kratos back to consciousness to continue the fight

- The frozen lightning bolt that stays for the rest of the game

- Sindri and Atreus being besties

- Tyr finally standing straight once Kratos snaps some sense into him and he’s towering over everyone 

- Atreus constantly messing up when he’s trying to bond with Angrboda

- Atreus TURNING INTO A WOLF

- Thrúd

- Just all of Thrúd

- “What do I call you?”

- Atreus running into Kratos’s arms and staying there, holding tight, face buried in his dad’s chest even when Kratos lets go

- Kratos’s gentle “What has happened?”

- Kratos standing up for his son when all of the other companions tell him how much of a massive fuck up it was to release Garm

- Fenrir, now resurrected in Garm, and his floppy wittle ears

- “I am sorry.”

- “Do not be sorry. Be better.”

- The bar fight back in Asgard

- Thor actually listening to Atreus and being affected by it. The visible shame Thor felt. Atreus’s honest desire to help.

- Ingrid saving Atreus

- “Which way are we headed?”

- “In the direction of deer.”

- Sindri’s entire character arc, starting from a loveable comic relief character to a bitter, vengeful brother in mourning, unrelenting in his rage towards Atreus and Kratos

- “I AM RAGNAROK.”

-  Thrúd and Atreus making back up in Asgard during Ragnarok

- Atreus pushing his father out of the way during the blast in a final attempt to save him from his prophesized death

- “Does it scare you?”

- “Yes.”

- “That is why you must do it.”

- The HUG 

- Kratos finally crying openly when he sees what his wife painted for him at the back of the mural

gow vs. internet arguments

Fury, entering the Maker tree for the first time:

Its like if the mother from Arrested Development walked into a homeless shelter

Pantheons: A Universe Where the Divine and Mortals

About to Introduce something I’ve been working on with my friends for a looooong while.

It’s a worldbuilding/book idea that I’ve been making, in a Universe where the gods are both real and tangible, where they walk alongside mortals, and govern massive amounts of territory in real-space. Mortals pray to the gods and empower them, and in-turn different Pantheons watch over them and protect, both from the various monsters of mythology… and against each other.

It’s a universe that explores how gods affect everything political, economic and biological, alongside the backdrop of civilizations rising from the backdrop of the ruins of a long-fallen galactic empire.

Currently contemplating making a sub-tumblr for this, but we’ll see!

Just played ragnarok...i love them so much

Y'know what? Yes. Thank you. I have been trying to find the words for why this phenomenon bothers me.

Look at what they fckn did to me!

Felt like haunting a hillside manor built in the Edwardian era smh

LOOK AT MY BESTIE AND HOW AMAZING SHE IS PULLING OFF THAT DRESS YOU GO ELLIE!!!!!!!!!😭🥳🥳🥳🥳

Please, don’t put me down for mummification ⚱️