the game

the game

Greeks vs Italians

Sure, it was the Greeks who invented sex. But Italians were the first ones to introduce it to women

Friendly reminder to new users that the site is currently under a spam/porn-bots attack and we old users report and block suspicious blogs.

Empty blogs with no/overly generic descriptions, default icons or conventionally attractive women photo, name-surname-number urls are all red flags and we shoot on sight.

New users are Twitter refugees and need to be treated with even more disdain than the porn bots. Don't let the riff-raff back in to gentrify the place.

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

Ch😆

No worries about “toxic masculinity” here…

Finally some quality news

This is the photo BTW

He’s right. Elves are Mexican.

Es la bruja

The weak men, maybe. I can’t be stolen.

La bruja thing is actually in Colombia. I remember my cousins now ex girlfriend talking about it. How there’s one in every village but no one knows who it is. She turns at night. Jumps from window to window looking for men. Apparently if you don’t look at them you’re fine?

Ah. Time to get the shotgun. Damn peeping toms.

I'm 80% sure it's a small sasquatch

In case you didn't hear this today:

- Good morning. - You look beautiful. - Your outfit is hella cute. - Your hair smells good. - Nice face. - You’re very pretty. - Good job. - You’re smart. - Keep going. - Stay strong. - Bon appetit. - You have great music taste. - Your blog is flawless. - I love you. - Good night.

Christopher Funk

Spring wildflowers in a Canadian mountain meadow

hmmm

Come back with a warrant

Silent winter

Happy Patent Day