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guddog

“how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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missiur

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

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msadequate

ancient guy: i want all the dicks of persia in my ass, i love dicks, give me dicks until i drown modern historian: well what you have to keep in mind is that ancient cultures had different ideas of how to show affection and express themselves, so it’s actually probable he was talking about his brotherly affection for his people

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who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

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kissnecks

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

This is so important because I remember being in the system and being so scared that I would never be adopted or loved or whatever and seriously just fucking let them, take the fear out of finding a family

Exactly. I reblog this every time I see it. EVERY time.

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ulibeanz

skinny ppl: *see their body type represented in every form of media as an ideal, are statistically paid and treated better than fat ppl, have nearly all clothes catered to their body types and the freedom to put considerably less time into presentation to still be deemed conventionally attractive* fat person: i can think of maybe 3 fat characters painted in a positive light and none of them are intended to be understood as attractive. i cant eat in public without being harassed. my doctor refuses to give me actual medical care for weight unrelated issues because all they will tell me is to lose weight. i get attacked for being confident in my appearance.   skinny ppl: UM EVERYONE IS BODY SHAMED ?????????? IVE BEEN CALLED UGLY?????????????

skinny ppl @ this post: 

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a reminder for nonasian people

you know… with this rise in interest in east asian culture and “aesthetics” over the past couple of years also comes with a rise in asian cultural appropriation… so for every nonasian out there who would consider themselves a fan of cutesy asian things or stuff like kpop or anime, you guys have an obligation to people of the culture you’re enjoying to be informed and educated about their struggles. it’s not right to love and consume cultures that’s not your own while ignoring the people who are part of them. read up on appropriation, the fetishisation and infantilisation of east asian women and desexualisation of asian men, whitewashing in media, xenophobia, the erasure of our achievements and the model minority myth. you owe it to us east asians to be educated on topics that concern us if you’re going to continue to consume media and content we make.

EDIT: if you’re nonasian please reblog this so that other nonasians can see it!!

Isn’t it funny how people in reblogs are saying “lol no why would I do that?? stop trying to force me to research every country whose media I enjoy.”

Like oh my god, what a hardship for you to have some human decency and be interested in the PEOPLE WHO MADE THE SHIT YOURE JERKING OFF TO- I mean enjoying.

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

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mmkayn

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

Reblogging for eyebrows

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weavemama

Over the past few days, 7 black girls have gone missing around the Washington D.C area. 

64,000 black women and girls are currently missing in the U.S. Unfortunately, the media is doing a very poor job at reporting this. When I looked up these girl’s names, I only got about 3-4 articles. We need to do more when it comes to black girls being in danger…..We matter, our fears matter, and there is absolutely no reason this isn’t making national news. The least we can do is trying to spread this information throughout the internet.

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lenle-g

So our dungeons and dragons group are facing their first ever dragon and I didn’t have a minifigure for it so…

TOOT TOOT

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Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

  • equally-confused shrugging
  • “about 20%”
  • return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer
  • take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses
  • lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”
  • ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers
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coracoidal

Can I do #4 while actually wearing my glasses, because I feel like it would add a little special something to the entire scene

Absolutely

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jamejarrs

THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF GASTON IS GONNA MAKE ME SHIT OMG

When u havin a good time but still thinkin about all the shit you’re putting off

Noooo one flex like Gaston With big pecs like Gaston No one painfully astral projects like Gaston!

This is my favorite addition to this post

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harry potter was such a fuckin jock tbh star player of sports ball hated history of magic (which would’ve been fascinating) just likes shooting his magic-gun  such a bro tbh

trust fund jock that became a cop

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kelsyisme

who married his high school sweetheart

Don’t do this to me