Yo

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

i aspire to be this petty someday

capitalism is bullshit because I had to put someone’s birthday in today to sell them some alcohol and it was 4/20/69 and I couldn’t even tell them how fuckin mindbogglingly sick that is for fear of being fired

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

Everything is better as a blonde.

Imagine knowing Beyonce could’ve been your mother

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

I think I’m using this right

He didn’t even get dumped.  She didn’t have romantic feelings for him but was trying so hard to be his friend and he was just whiny baby about it.

“he was just a whiny baby about it” can you quote the text and prove your point please ? :) @warmhappycat

Sure thing!

Hope this helps!

Meowdy howdy

This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever