#51
You are D.B. Cooper. What happened after you parachuted out of that plane?
#50
Of all your roommates, the ghost is the only one who does dishes.
#49
A loan shark who is an eight foot tall walking talking actual shark with lots of ocean based puns.
#48
The clock is ticking and class is almost over. Everyone has finished the test but no one knows where to turn it in.
#47
You are a serial killer who has somehow managed to accidentally murder eighteen people.
#46
You sell your soul to Satan to have the absolute best candle store in the world.
#45
A water gun but, like, it shoots garlic bread.
#44
You hire two ameteur hit men off the dark web to kill each other.
#43
The narrator gains sentience and changes the story without the author’s permission.
#42
You’re about to kill a spider but it yells,”Wait!”
#41
You’re drinking buddies with the monster under your kid’s bed.
#40
Your pet unicorn has murderous tendencies that are extremely difficult to keep under control.
#39
Middle age mutant ninja turtles.
#38
You are a homocide detective working on a case to catch the most ruthless serial killer in the city. You are also that serial killer.
#37
A battle royale of one hundred clones of the same person.
#36
A sitcom but instead of it being about problems in your daily love and work life, you’re a cannibal trying to find your next meal.
#35
You live isolated from the rest of the world in a cabin in the woods. One day, someone shows up at your front door covered in blood claiming they were framed.
#34
You answer a Craigslist ad.
#33
Your lunchbox is a portal that leads to several other dimensions. The only interaction you have with these dimensions are whatever strange foods turns up in your lunchbox every day.
#32
“All you can eat,” the sign says. “Challenge accepted,” you say.