A Real Life Valentine's Poem
Roses are red Violets are blue Life death and prizes Are coming to you
This blog has a long running commitment to detailing love rats but this is unique.
The shitposting has paid off. I am now a Top fan of Pick Me Up magazine.
This happened last Christmas and is very funny https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sex-doll-sheep-nativity-mother-school-a8673671.html
You can track the decline of the UK by the real life magazines. The covers are more violent than they were five years ago, and the love affairs are much more specific and brand-oriented.
Okay, so I know perfectly well what this means, but like
Now I'm just imagining that one Straight Man who is so much worse at sex than typical Straight Men that he sticks his balls in instead of his dick while wondering what all the fuss is about
You can track the decline of the UK by the real life magazines. The covers are more violent than they were five years ago, and the love affairs are much more specific and brand-oriented.