I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide
Our beautiful home
after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool
I've taken it upon myself to build and furnish this house, and keep the Floorplan @woolandflax as accurate as possible to the story by @reve-nant
The first few hours I spent putting up walls and furnishing each room. I made some attempts to make it look decent.
Large living room where the sofa is too far from the television, If you want to see you'd be better off standing.
Serpentine kitchen countertop, with gourmet cooking stands for the four-star meals you can't make without taking the gourmet cooking skill. [This room is basically what I think Masterchef looks like in my mind.]
Guest bedroom where you walk straight down a corridor to get to bed and when you fall asleep, Bob Pancake will be watching you drift to sleep. Don't mind the shadow by the corner of the room.
Master bedroom where you also walk down a corridor and get to watch your sleep demons reflected by the mirror. The master bathroom is right next door.
A second bathroom AKA master bathroom, with an indoor swimming pool where your wife just bathed in.
Of course, can't forget to tuck your son into solitary confinement where he can begin cultivating a healthy fear for the dark.
Played for a couple hours too long, so I decided to make a maze of sinks to reach the toilet and showers, etc. Don't mind the dark trek back to the door.
The small dining room smooshed next to the obscenely large kitchen. And my last favorite room.
The laundry room.
The queen of the angelsoft toilet paper 👑
im curious what's the first meme you remember seeing? mine was numa numa
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
I’m in the last 47.33%
I shouldn’t have taken that test
Am I fucking stupid LMAO
cool. cool cool cool.
im- im an english major i hate it here
The only thing being a native English speaker has done for me: let me guess things accurately!
English is not my mother language so this is higher than I expected it to be already LMAO
This is so funny when you consider English isn’t my mother language either and I literally chose half of the words randomly😭
I are a riter
Like Cory I are also a riter. But I bet Cory dun it fasterer.
Just assuming old people will be a small percentage. I will redo if I am wrong.
#OLDSWEEP
Please reblog! And in the tags put where you’re from, I’m curious how this differs based on location :)
Also I was going to add “driving in bad weather” but I left it out because that makes everything more stressful for just about everyone!
STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS Series 2 | Official Trailer
ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee
I try not to have too much disc horse on my dash, but I guess this is ok.
I've never felt so seen.
#we live in a very walkable town#our house is centrally located#so it's 20 minutes to our favorite park#and in the other direction#20 minutes to the bridge#we can walk just about everywhere except the big-ass shopping centers#and that's more infrastructure than distance#i'm not risking my life traversing parking lots for target and marshalls
I'm just wondering what the average of my Tumblr circle is. Feel free to add your reasoning in the tags btw! ✨️