ORC FACTS
a "venue" can be anything everywhere big enough to fit multiple orcs. a friend's house. the open grassland. A clearing in a wood. an unusually large bed. the vast tundra if you can get there
so true. they have cold water. and. ice water
Just heard about "trans women" it seems like they've been having a rough time. Maybe we should get these girls 1 million in cash
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
sucking balls and all
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
literally obsessed w this phrase
Idea: a DNI post but it's just that one verse from Hardware store by wierd al
!!! DNI if you enjoy !!!
- allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, or matching salt and pepper shakers
- Automatic circumcisers
Pavlov is pissing himself laughing
Anonymous asked:
I have a clay-like dirt substance on my balls what should I do? It's been there for a week
Take a damn shower you are becoming terracotta
dont take a shower
Don't take a shower
let the mold take hold
many such cases
He fucking what
he walked on water once and led the echidnas to the promised land
he also sacrificed himself when he was green and then was reborn by the will of god (also an echidna) without his powers
thats knuckles’ empty grave after he rose again btw.
You . Were not kidding
not an actual microwave thats just what fans call it. it was actually called the chaos chamber, and knuckles’ dad put his unhatched egg in there (without telling knuckles’ mom) after a god projected images of the apocalypse into his mind while he slept and told him this was the only way to save the world. it gave knuckles superpowers basically
yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.
