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Jared| 24| He/They Blank Blogs get blocked. My gender is post apocalyptic hobo. I'm a Forest Nymph. I love nature and adventuring and my favorite videogames are pretty much just walking simulators. Yeah I'm bi. TERFS, you're not welcome here. I'm a scorpio if you're curious if your blog is blank I'm blocking you

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

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When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

I suspect that one day, The Crimes of Grindelwald will be of interest to scholars, if only as a case study in how a liberal author thinks that indoctrination into a right-wing hate group works right at around the time that she herself is actually being indoctrinated into a right-wing hate group.

Anyways, hands-up if you think that Fantastic Beasts 3 will retcon Grindelwald’s movement into a heavy-handed analogue for cancel culture. Maybe throw in a depraved transsexual.

Fantastic Beasts 3 is still going to happen?! dang girl, cancel culture does not do shit

Fun fact: Fantastic Beasts 3 happened last year. You didn’t even hear about it, because that’s how few people went to see it.