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The little guy proud of his Wikipedia collection
"look granny, I can blink!"
These kids sitting opposite me on the train are fucking losers
i need someone to make the will smith rapping over the end credits for Oppenheimer
I understand that the joke is several years old and I don't care. Make it happen
They say Americans are like plums and Brits are like coconuts
Personally I feel more like a cactus, spiky with a core of hallucinogenic juice
and then what, you eat it like a demented ice cream cone? The dream asks people are sending you are crossing into the real world
"Quit smoking in three weeks, or your money back!"
Wow, what a deal, I get my money back and I get to keep smoking!
Next report on the game of war, 2 new players, another medal handed out (which you can see in the preview image) and some very nice action so far. Check it out!