I haven't been able to stop thinking about this video for weeks, it's bewitched me body and soul.

"Taco lover" art by Alison Friend

I was never scared of friday the 13th but I am for real so scared of that damn statue of him that they put at the bottom of a real lake crystal. the idea of that scares me so so so so so badly I hate it. I hate it why did they do that

I hate it so fucking bad. Who put him down there

ive searched for centuries but ive finally found unregistered-hypercam2′s callout post for the uwu emoji

I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger

this is hilarious x

drake is in the studio rn asking them to turn up the bassoon

HELP LMAOOOOOO

#242: Horny Green Egg

her pervert shuffle

TIP: keep your living space mildly cold as a natural pesticide to ward off skinny people (invasive species)

north american mass-produced "heritage" brand mission statements on the label will say shit like "and WHY did Peepaw Homestead squeeze each individual hand-picked grape up his Asshole? Simple. He thought it tasted best." and then you look up the brand and immediately find the Peepaw Homestead Irrigation-induced Landslide of '07

why does this image look like this