Let me live my life with fast horses and beautiful women and when I die, I want them to tan this old hide of mine and make it into a ladies riding saddle. So that I'll be between the two things I like best - fast horses and beautiful women.
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Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!
What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ
who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce
Date of origin: Apr 4, 2021
Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
ironically i am working right now so i can’t do a full post on this like i would really prefer to do… but these are the most cartoonishly evil people that you could possibly imagine, even in a society as flawed as the one we’ve built for ourselves. these are bedrock groups devoted to protecting the american worker and consumer. massive huge giant waving red flags 🚩
i am telling you this is going to snowball into something nobody wants to see. the only upside is that this might actually lead to a worker uprising. this is fucking ghoulish.
I had a vision and I had to put it on paper
men that i need to feed small amounts of baby formula from a pipette in a sanctuary dedicated to the care of animals deemed too unwell and vulnerable to be reintegrated into the wild
These fox skulls I got from this dude on eBay are so greasy I'm convinced that he put extra grease on them. I think he Criscoed these bad boys.
1.) I KNOW how greasy animal skulls are before you clean em. He just said he was gonna degrease these, is why I'm so upset by the grease.
2.) They were shipped all together loosey goosey in a Save A Lot bag that was
3.) PACKED IN LOOSE OWEN CORNINGS FIBERGLASS INSULATION.
And when I messaged him about it, he was like, "You're insane, man, these bones aren't even that greasy at all and customers all around the world love me for my fiberglass insulation."
Not trying to start drama in the eBay packing materials fandom again, but why were THESE shipped to me in hospital scrubs???
Prescription bottle full of teeth in the mail yesterday. It never fucking ends.
in 2015 I needed a job really bad for reasons not worth getting into. i was living in ohio for like 6 months & i just applied at every place within a 30 minute drive from me and i got a call from the local Game Stop mere minutes after submitting the online app, which was obviously a red flag but I wasn’t in the position to be picky.
so they tell me when to show up for orientation & I get there the day-of but the store is closed & locked. i text the manager & he says back “oh yeah. i manage two Game Stops and open them alternate days.”
apparently the Game Stop I originally applied to is open Mondays Wednesdays Fridays and the other one is open Sundays Tuesdays Thursdays Saturdays.
They’re 15 minutes apart. I don’t ask whether it would make sense to just have one store locally that is open daily, bc maybe the guy knows something I don’t.
So I get to the other Game Stop and walk in and it seems like there’s no one working there. There’s just a single woman in there wearing an ankle length leather trench coat. She didn’t greet me when I came in & she’s just browsing.
After ten minutes I ask her if she’s seen any employees and she’s like “oh I’m an employee.” She’s not wearing a name tag on the trench coat.
I tell her I’m here for training and she tells me the manager hasn’t come in yet. “he falls asleep playing xbox all the time but if he’s on live we can try pinging him to wake him up.”
I play Xbox and that absolutely doesn’t sound like a thing you can do in the way she’s describing it but once again maybe she knows something I don’t.
I ask if we have an Xbox that we can use to “ping” him and she says “yeah the one in the back we play on.”
She has an English accent by the way, a very specific & posh one which usually wouldn’t be relevant but we’ll get there.
So before she leads me to the Xbox-in-the-back she goes “oh damn. our internet has actually been down all morning, I forgot. We need to call the provider and have them come out and fix it. Can you do that?”
Can I call an unnamed internet provider and schedule them to come do service at a business where I don’t even technically work yet? Idk. She gives me their number and I call them and they put me on hold.
People are walking in and she’s not greeting them. She keeps browsing and people assume like I did that she’s another customer so they’re coming up to the counter where I’m on hold to ask me for help, and then I have to say I can’t help them and to ask the woman in the trenchcoat, and then she says “we can’t sell you anything. internet’s down.”
this goes on for 30 minutes and every time the store is empty she’s chatting at me and I’m on hold and then a man walks in the door and he says “sorry I fell asleep on live again haahaahaa” so this is the manager and the minute she starts speaking to him she no longer has an English accent which has me confused because it did not sound fake.
It was regionally specific and very natural.
the manager asks what I’m doing and I say I’m on hold with the internet provider and he gives me a thumbs up and walks to the back.
so I ask how long she’s lived in the U.S. and say I’m always interested in the way people can sometimes go in and out of accents and she says “oh I’m American. he asked me to stop doing the accent so I only do it when he’s not here.”
Suddenly I wonder what I’m doing here and I tell her I need to leave and I give no excuse but at this point I don’t feel like I need one? She said okay! See you later.
The manager didn’t contact me and that night I got offered some other retail job I jumped on.
Three months later the Game Stop manager texts me and asks if I can cover a shift in an hour and I say back “I don’t think I work there? I left an hour into my training. And we never spoke again.” And he texts back “hahahaha right on.”
And you may think wow, what a strange experience that all was but recently I have spoken to friends who did work at Game Stop and when I tell them this story they don’t even blink. Nothing I say surprises them. I was at the average Game Stop
I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
*accidentally converts all the men and women I date*
You know your boyfriend? When I took him out of the file, I accidentally zipped it. Yeah, no. The file’s corrupted and he can’t be extracted.
It is not that I think Daphne Blake is brave as much as I know of the sheer god killing power she would summon should anything happen to her girlfriend or boyfriends or dog.
Velma Dinkley? So very clever, able to see the edges of space-time. If something were to happen to her girlfriend or boyfriends or dog, I wouldn’t so much as fear Velma’s personal abilities, as I would be terrified of What she would find, what she would offer, in return to annihilate her target. There is no price so high as to be out of her reach and no Thing so wretched she would hesitate to make a deal.
Fred Jones is a pillar of human strength and mercy beyond comparison, a champion of mortal humanity. Pushed to the point of retaliation, should something happen to his girlfriends or boyfriend or dog, and you would be facing the very limit of human ingenuity. It is the very definition of cosmic hubris to underestimate the shape of terror this should bring.
Shaggy Rogers, I will simply say, has a full awareness of what lay Beyond and has the good sense to be afraid. That depth of knowledge can only come from having traveled to places darkness itself fear tread, and yet he has survived, navigated, returned. And you think you could? Should something happen to his girlfriends or boyfriend or dog? You think you could hide, when faced with his wrath, you think there is Anywhere you could go and be safe? Out of his reach? Ever again?
Scooby, I save for last, for if you were to harm his family, he would save you for last. As in, you are the last thing in the universe, and the completion of his revenge being the last act anything, anywhere, endures. The totality of existence, the completion in the equation of “what is suffering,” would be your name.
“…This Author refuses to believe that theirs is anything but a love match.” - LADY WHISTLEDOWN’S SOCIETY PAPERS, 15 JUNE 1814
Julia Quinn, The Viscount Who Loved Me (Bridgertons, #2)
“Anthony was rather famously besotted with his wife…”
…who was in turn rather inexplicably besotted with him.”
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>“nvm fixed it” >“hey i got this same problem, can you tell me how you managed to make it work?” >“sure I pm’d you the fix” last reply: August 3 2002
This is so true it’s painful
CHAPPELL ROAN PHOTOGRAPHED BY KIRT BARNETT FOR POLYESTER ZINE
im just a medieval teenage girl writing sold to the round table fanfictions
Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?
she enjoys this. what is left?
