Uhhhhhh

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

I see tumblr as The Realm 

Could you elaborate Puki?

That’s as clear as I can possibly be

this tumblr account actively harms its audience

common spence comes at the exspence of tru genspence

DYK Spence spelled backwards is “mistakes”

Spence/Spence 2003 🇺🇸

Switzerland isn’t real, it is a trap to imprison people.

I think it was specifically Pepsi Max

thank u clickhole

My friends and I were out on a boat because we needed to write a story for a school project, but one of them made the story cringe so we crucified her at the bottom of the ocean and set the boat on fire.

and he corns and he cobs and he corns

Never have I been dicked so down, that I should smile instead of frown

>looking for new hen

>ask hen farmer if it’s game or cornish

>he doesn’t understand

>i pull up the chart

>*laughs “it’s a good hen”

>buy hen

>it’s cornish

have you been humiliated by technocapital yet today, anon?

porn on the fourth of july

Been thinking alot about deathpreg lately

It's the last sentence that makes this one of the funniest drils of all time

i would be their third

i've had enough of this site

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them