when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

SHHAUUUUUNNN!!!!!! SHAUUUNNNNNN

he-man was right. whats going on

yall wanna see my fave photo of jimin?

No

First of all, OP is a scrappy doo sympathiser. Secondly, OP got a ticket for jaywalking in the December of 2005

I don't think we're gonna be able to Wise Mind our way outta this one fellas

me getting the presidential award for most shrimp eaten

as an empath i begin crying uncontrollably before the onion is even cut

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically

I am kind of interested in an ape roommate that everyone else has to work together both with and against to maintain peace and a lack of deaths in the apartment building

The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

"omg the :) smiley feels so evil" no its not. YOURE evil

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

"Do you like the color of the sky?"

"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

"Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn't be eating? How about chocolate fondue?"

"Do you use public transport? What if you were a cis person, would you still attempt to board the bus?"

Shorts that say this on the ass

the fact that john greens very own brother just acknowledged that the "cock is one of my favorite tastes" incident is indeed what caused him to leave tumblr??? and both brothers are like in their 40s?????? and hank is making tick tacks? crying

Happy Superb Owl Sunday!

Moist owlettes

My language app, trying to be helpful: Du

The ghost of Till Lindemann haunting my brain: DU HAST

everyone, reading this post: DU HAST MICH

Willem Daquaintance