Lofi Jazz
We need more of Jazz.
An irondad Christmas where Peter offhandedly mentions something about Christmas. And Tony is a little surprised to hear that Aunt May is going out of town/working a double. And Tony says that he could stay over at the Tower.
Time jump to Christmas - they finish decorating the tree and Peter says: "Only missing one thing." "What?" "Presents!"
Peter placing multiple presents under the tree.
Tony having a similar amount of gifts for Peter -"Don't go overboard, Tony!"- "Oh, Kid, you didn't have to get me anything."
Peter being in the middle of arranging the gifts. "Oh, it's not that big of a deal. Most of them, except one, are handmade."
In Tony's mind, of course, that makes it so much more of a big deal.
The gifts? Hand knitted blankets, a framed photo of Tony and his bots, + other handmade items.
How should Tony react?
So do I just like....follow...anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn't like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???
Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it
This garbage is now mine.
that garbage sucks though, it has harry potter in it
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy
Help I spent 15 hours on this and I haven't even watched the new movie (btw my sister helped me with the color palet, it was originally gonna be white)
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Other stuff: Danny still has some ghost powers like intangibility and invisibility, but others he doesn't have. He has all the normal spider-man powers still. Also about the white hair, I have no clue if I'm going to keep that or just let him have normal black hair and blue eyes. I also don't know if he'd be able to switch.
Warning for cis men: if a trans woman invites you to play dungeons and dragons do NOT accept. She is attempting to induct you into her coven, and likely infect you with cooties
Out of my way loser I’m boutta get it
I am no longer a cis man
by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals
for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now
My son wants to destroy the world, how do I stop him? - Search
It had been a few months since Phantom joined the League. Although he was more of an emergency contact they called in worse cases than a real member. According to the Justice League Dark, he was a ruler of another dimension so he couldn't be around all the time.
When Wonder Woman complained about his commitment to the team, Phantom frowned and called her hypocritical. Apparently Phantom watched over all the dimensions, so asking him to protect one in particular was stupid, or worse, selfish. Diana ended up very embarrassed after learning about it.
Then, it was strange for Phantom to stay beyond 5 minutes after providing his help, so Bruce was surprised to see the boy walking towards him looking extremely nervous and asking for a conversation. Bruce agreed out of curiosity.
The conversation took a strange turn when Phantom started praising his parenting skills (Bruce was proud of his kids clearly, but how the fuck did Phantom know his identity?), and complimented him on...Red Hood's self-control??? And what a good kid he was??
Apparently, Phantom had a son (Bruce was starting to believe in the "immortal" part that Constantine talked about), but he had a terrible temper and loved to destroy dimensions, for which he was often punished (Bruce was at a loss for words), Phantom assured him that no dimension that didn't deserve it was destroyed but he didn't know how to change Dan's approach.
The King insisted that he was fine with his son destroying dimensions as long as his grandfather authorized it, since they had forgiven him and those dimensions were finished anyway (Batman was grateful that his mask would not show his facial expression) but that destroying everyone would affect him in the long run and he was worried about him.
In the end, Bruce invited them to the mansion, or rather, invited Phantom to talk to Alfred and he told him he would bring his son. Bruce remembered that Jason would be visiting that day and wondered how badly the meeting would go.
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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
Magic, bitches
Mario Heritage Post
Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source
most insane reddit comment i've gotten is someone saying that they had a brief catholic phase because "sex should be for procreation only" just seemed "right" to them. And then they realized they were an atheist but had a breeding kink.
see also:
bruh
OP forgot the best part, which is the last known instance of this phenomenon within the maritime sector
Look if we reverse the robins, we gotta reverse alfred and bruce too
Since yall wanted the others to help dick atomize tony zucco, continuation of the au dick and damian and tim and jason
YES YOU UNDERSTAND THE VISION
(ignore alfreds black hair that was by accident he's actually still a very old man)
Alfred, seeing traumatized and ready fight 10 year old Bruce, isn't going to let the murder of his best friends go unsolved. He's trained for this, and is much happier with Bruce running the bat computer and making little red string detective boards instead. Doesn't stop Bruce's obsession in anyway, he has dedicated his entire life to helping his new pseudo dad punch criminals. It also didn't stop his growing army of small children who saw Alfred kicking ass and taking names, so now Bruce has to take care of them too, because who else will??
Generally Cass has no problems following Bruce's orders but that's because they tend to line up with her moral code the vast majority of the time, and especially early on she just assumes he knows better in most situations. That being said Cass' hilarious willingness to just openly flout his authority and say to Bruce's face 'not sorry, learned nothing, will happen again,' whenever her compassion overrules his practicality is one of my favorite things about her.
