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too fucking accurate.

My last relationship in a nutshell.

Scooby doo (and other cartoons) made me think being tied up to a piece of lumber at an old mill, and moving towards a giant saw blade would be a bigger problem in life.

I also thought falling into quicksand would be much more relevant to my daily life

Not to mention giant monsters attacking the city

Pokemon 3DS Skins made by  epicpaldesigns

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING TELL ME WHICH BUTTON!!!

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DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!!

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

This is the last thing you see before you die

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

Someone poured laundry detergent into the fountain in front of our neighborhood

Sounds like something I’d do

Why i LOVE Gen 5

- Cool AND cute protags

- Adorable starters

- Great rivals with unique goals and personalities

- Awesome Gym Leaders / Elite Four members

- INCREDIBLE POKÉMON

- Amazing and interesting villains

- T H E  M U S I C !!!

- Unova is a great region to explore

- N. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE HIM

- The champion is a 12-year-old girl in a huge pink dress who wields dragons

Clefairy crossbreeds! I love the crossbreeds Pokémon art meme, so I had a go at it with one of my favorite Pokémon!

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

Update

Your son is named Egg.

Every part of this is hilarious

Starlight glimmer: prime example of an introvert in her reformed stage.

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….