this grave keeper edible aint shit

who gors there ,

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

please bother me with questions and statements

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

confused but well-meaning Alakazam that overhead that its trainer didn’t “have enough spoons to do the laundry today” and now keeps spawning in dozens of literal spoons to try and help them out

Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

hoffman's car

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

you forgot to identify the pink one

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

I am wondering how many of you who responded that they can ride a horse have actually ridden a horse. Or if it’s like an “all men think they can land a plane” kind of thing.

On your MOST FOLLOWED blog on Tumblr,

What post Side Order does to you

Golden age art

Though I love the new pearlina outfit I wish they had soemthing cute and spring theme

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

made by yours (un)truly

now i know his (back) pain

why is no one talking about this panel this is so fucking funny

me when im stuck at home?

this was funnier in my head

#falin gave this to him with so much genuine cheer that he felt like he couldnt refuse#and then he wore it in front of his kids once because he forgot about the visit until it was too late to change his outfit#mocked relentlessly. they now bring it up on a regular basis. this is his curse and his folly#falin likes seeing him wear it bc she thinks its funny

These two need to talk

breaking news: john egbert successfully leaves his room

It's the sixth day in a row this webcomic has given us new pages, and after a series of near impossible challenges, our main character has figured out how to leave his room on page 48. It's kind of a milestone moment, and definitely feels like we're kicking into gear to have things start Happening, as opposed to the tutorial level from before. I gasped when we were suddenly in the hallway - and what a hallway it is.

John's house being filled with harlequins hit me like a pie to the face. The harlequin art is good for real, and I love when people express their interests through their decorating choices, so these have me more excited to meet John's dad. I love the supportive notes he leaves for John on all his birthday gifts too, and he clearly got the Con Air poster just right, but what's up with him getting John a giant harlequin doll when John clearly doesn't like the harlequins in the house? For that matter, why doesn't John's dad care that John's uncomfortable with the harlequins? Maybe I see in part why John tries to avoid him so much, maybe we'll get a complicated father-son relationship to explore.

I was struck by this line on page 50: 'In a home, a FIREPLACE needs a fire, because that's what FIREPLACE is for. A fire BELONGS in a FIREPLACE, dammit, cata(ptcha)gorically, at all times, without exception.' It reminded me of this line from page 27: 'In a kid's yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL.' It's interesting to me that we've already had two separate judgments on what a house 'should' be like. I don't know where it's going with this - if it's trying to satirize a cookie cutter suburban life, or something entirely different - but I'm definitely on the lookout for more instances of this.

I'm already noticing callbacks to updates from a few days ago. On page 32, it's noted that Colonel Sassacre's book 'could kill a cat if you dropped it', and on page 52 we learn that a volume of the book did actually kill a human in John's life. It makes me wonder if the author has a plan for where they're taking this comic, and if other throwaway lines are going to be relevant in the coming days.