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Ladies, if he:

  • Always looks startled when he sees you
  • Says he has a valid result but turns out it’s wrong :/
  • Claims the juries are professional when they don’t know how to count
  • Says “take it away” and then takes away points from all your faves

He’s not your man, he’s Eurovision Executive Supervisor Jon Ola Sand

Team GB beats France to take 7th in Group A at IIHF Worlds and win their first and only game of the tournament. They will, for the first time, make a repeat appearance at Worlds in 2020. 

↳ Alternative caption: Self-aware shit kings are coming back to Worlds in 2020

So apparently Hatari’s perfomance got screwed over. On TV it sounded like Matthías did his lines too early, but in a video posted on instagram (on @/sashatenebrae) from the arena it sounded good.

And here you have it kids. Organizers doing shit to make them look bad.

Now that Eurovision is over

Shoutout to Europe for adopting my canadian ass. See you next year where I bring more salt and hopefully improve my drink selection. Last year was apple cider, this year was greasy spicy fried rice (not a drink but it was spicy okay), I wonder what next year is going to bring