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Razirel

@razirel / razirel.tumblr.com

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hot things to say during sex

  • inventory is full
  • I’m out of range
  • I can’t carry any more
  • that spell isn’t ready yet
  • I need to target something first
  • it’s too far away

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy´s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a (laughs) magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

he was born in 1969

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I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

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this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

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you guys are killin me here

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

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But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

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The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

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HOLY SHIT

OH MAN.

Who remembers the best trailer ever made.

We don’t talk about this, EVER.

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No, no we need to talk about this.

“hey doug we need you to turn around a trailer for the new duke nukem thing, it’s gonna be about 4 minutes long”

“oh nice! how much gameplay footage do i have to work with? 30 minutes? an hour?”

“0 minutes. you’ve got 0 minutes of footage. good luck doug”

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

I literally feel disgust. What!?

OF COURSE THEY’D PUT THE “HAPPY LINK STAMP” IN THE ONE CAVERN THAT’S FULL OF POTS