Super Dad
Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.
this video is wild
Dad brain, in .0003 seconds flat: P R O T E C C
This video gives me so much anxiety!
Go dads!
Scheduling this for Father’s Day
Happy father’s day!! 🎉
I love that it’s possible not all of these men are the kiddo’s actual dad. Dad Brain is equal opportunity
Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he knows how to repair each Wall-E corpse around him and chooses not to.
Imagine watching a movie about loneliness and new beginnings and the flaws of capitalism and going “wow i can’t believe this main character didn’t just put in the effort to repair the status quo” — the POINT of the MOVIE is that the Wall-E’s failed and were destined to fail because the corporations that built them chose to give up and abandon them (+ earth) so they could trap humanity in an inescapable monopoly. All of the Wall-E’s except ours are past any repair and must be past repair because they are a visual representation of the utterly failed previous system. FUCK you.
As a fellow person in their twenties, you good?
i wish i could float in a river face down for seventy kilometers and not drown
normal and mentally healthy to need a nap after being awake for 3 hours. see you in 30-45 mins o7
taking your binder off and it’s suddenly like woagh 😳 those are. those are mens tits
going through old versions of everybody hates the eagles and just getting hit with how they didn’t even have the lyrics when they first started fucking around with it onstage and you’d get gerard mumbling or saying little bits of things and by the end of tour they had a song that was almost the same every night aside from one or two lines that might get swapped out for alternative lines.
god
in terms of satisfaction when it comes to oral fixation, small things like pens, gum, bobby pins etc aren’t as satisfying as being able to just, hold bigger things in your mouth for a while (i am talking about cock)
Has the topic of dashboard customization come up? It'd be nice to have some more agency over the interface layout on my end without needing to install multiple possibly conflicting extensions. Especially since it seems like the update to layout is breaking UI scaling for some users, and the new placement of the activity tab intrudes on the feed
depends on what you mean... if you mean customizing the interface / the layout of the website, then no, we haven't considered that a viable possibility. for every interface option we provide, we introduce that much more maintenance cost to our already-overburdened team. so every UI update we make has to be considered carefully.
personally i would love to make tumblr a fully customizable interface, but the complexity of doing so is staggering. and very few people would end up using it. unfortunately that means we have to try to find the best common solution for the most people. that's actually why we try to make sure third-party extensions like XKit continue to exist and get our support. i think we're actually missing a wider array of third-party solutions to better fit the specific ways people want to use tumblr.
however, we still care deeply about accessibility and usability concerns, and we're going to take a hard look at the feedback we've gotten about the latest experiment (the new desktop layout) to alleviate as many issues there as we can, that we hadn't already been tracking. the version that's out right now isn't final, and we may find that the overall usability is worse, that's why it's an experiment.
if what you meant was customizing your feed(s) themselves on tumblr, then that is something we're working on a lot right now. in the @labs group we have some explorations into how to customize and curate your dashboard in new and different ways. after all, that's what tumblr is really all about, to me.
ah yes my girlfriend vivisection and my boyfriend cannibalism
beautiful friends... when we're older, i hope i'm the cause of at least one of your laugh lines
Love it when horror is like what if your house hated you personally
Reading reviews for havdalah candles written by unsuspecting Christian housewives who bought them to use for dinner candles is my new passion. I’ll be laughing for an eternity.
Imagine letting a candle burn that looks like this once lit:
For an hour.
Dude, get the wine!
Different havdalah candle, same guy.
For my goyische followers: Havdalah is a service to mark the end of shabbat and the beginning of the week. The flame is big so that everyone at the service can see it. You also only have it lit for a few minutes before extinguishing it (traditionally in wine). They are not table candles. My guess is that these people bought them because they’re pretty and braided without knowing or caring what they’re used for.
For my Jewish followers: the goyim are at it again.
It needs to be multiple wicks, and I think a tall flame is just what happens in that situation
