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Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.

@rayshippouuchiha / rayshippouuchiha.tumblr.com

Ray, she/her, writer, shipper, gamer. Absolute fandom trash who will fight you over Tony Stark. Open policy towards talking to strangers. AO3 KOFI PATREON
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I went out with my sister yesterday and she introduced me to a friend of hers who's a super big fan of Lord of the Rings, which I also am so we started chatting about the books and the movies and she ended up telling me that when she was pregnant with her first son she decided to re-watch the entire trilogy while being super close to her due date and her waters broke midway through the second movie and she went super late at the hospital because she decided that finishing the movie was more important, and the nurse who was with her later told her that if she had waited any longer she might have ended up starting giving birth at home

I laughed so damn hard when she told me all this so I thought you might have a laugh as well

sounds to me like she had her priorities in order

Pssst if anybody is interested in KPop and wants a group who genuinely Openly supports the LGBTQ+ community both on and off stage I have the perfect group.

OnlyOneOf.

They're a boy group that almost always portrays queer relationships in their music. And not in a queer baiting way. Whilst there are not-quite-kisses or cuts away, that's more to do with Korea's censorship laws than anything else.

The members worked with a fan so they could propose to their partner during one of their recent concerts and were so genuinely happy and emotional for the couple.

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!!!!!

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Getting fic alerts for an author. Decided to read the fics because they seemed interesting. Enjoyed them. Go to look at authors page. They only have those fics. Am confused because I've never read the fics before. Why was i subscribed to this random author? Their account is literally empty beyond these 3 fics they have. They don't even have bookmarks. WHY WAS I SUBSCRIBED?!?!?

past you looking out for future you somehow

Hi Ray! So I wanted to rant about a fic idea I've been trying to work on for months now and I still only have like 200 barely usable words about it

And I am in crossover hell and decided that what Gotham needed was Zabuza. Because he's my absolute favorite character in Naruto but also because he and Bruce have a lot in common?

They both want to change their shithole trash can fire homes (I do believe Zabuza wanted to change Kiri for the better but Kishi said "coup bad", so that's up for interpretation)

They both failed to teach healthy coping mechanisms to their traumatized child sidekicks

However, they both successfully taught those sidekicks a bunch of other shit to an outstanding level of skill

The moment Zabuza saw a child versed in the ways of stealth and a determination to remain non-lethal he would go "pspsps little buddy, let me teach you a trick with pressure points and throwing needles" and no one will convince me otherwise

I want Bruce to lose his mind over this incredibly capable assassin who decided to make his home in his city of all places (still undecided whether or not he takes jobs in Gotham proper or if he keeps his work outside of his house, so to speak). Because he kills people, and that's very very wrong. Of course he needs to be stopped.

But. Well.

Also..

He never ever threatens Bruce's children? He pretends to fight them, yes. Sometimes. Lets them land hits when they're doing good, even. But never really hurts them. And teaches them things like how to efficiently take enemies down, and to dodge in the dark by nothing but sound, and how to keep up against bigger and better.

And to never, ever die for their father.

(There's also that one (1) time that Zabuza sees Batman being unnecessarily harsh on Robin for some reason or another and goes "been there done that so take it from me: you gotta tell your little child tool that you love him and care about his well-being, otherwise he'll get killed and it will be your fault for not explicitly telling him you don't want him to die. Apparently kids need to hear the actual words, who could have guessed")

Needless to say, Bruce is conflicted

(also I've seen some scattered posts giving you well wishes. I haven't kept up with what is or was happening due to my own things happening, but I hope you can get through it)

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Okay but no I love this so much already?

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

ok if you climb to the very top of hyrule castle you can get the dusk bow from twilight princess. it's not a one and done and then you have to rebuy from the bargainers, it respawns!!

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god i love how many little fun surprises they've once again put in for everyone

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Last week my friend was making fun of me because she thinks I would die first in a horror movie. Her most convincing argument was “your dumb ass would go check out a noise instead of just booking it” which is fair tbh.

HOWEVER two days ago I was walking back to my dorm, heard a noise, thought about checking it out, remembered her saying that, repressed the urge, and started sprinting almost immediately.

Turns out the police caught a serial rapist that night so that’s fun.

first of all, I'm glad you're safe.

Second, might wanna go double thank that friend for being the voice in your head

Have a sleepy Por in these troubling times

(I hope everything goes well with your parents! We’re here if you ever need us!!)

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Thank you darling, both for the love and the pic of this adorable baby