I need a hero

tips for bottoming by ash ketchum

i hate this

theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all

this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN

i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that

I only made it halfway through.

She creates more content like this on tiktok and they're hilarious but it's also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think

i wanna know the story behind this

What the FUCK

SEX IS NOT THE ONLY TIME YOU SHOULD FEEL LOVED, A REMINDER

SEX IS ONLY ONE FORM OF PLEASURE AND NOT THE PINNACLE OF IT, A REMINDER

OMG! 😂

3:55am

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

It has been months

Mc

Freakin

Months

Since I’ve seen this post

And it gives me a whole new definition of nostalgia

<3

Ayyy. This just made my morning..!

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

this video is litteraly making me go crazy

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

Lord

I hope this post was something actually coherent bc all this hellsite would load was: 

I love this site

i’m .........

I...I don’t know what I expected

just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs

if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

This majestic as hell

They’re drift compatible

Antonin Mercié/Adalbert Volk, Robert E. Lee Monument, Richmond, Virginia, 1890. Projection by Dustin Klein; photo by Alexis Delilah; spray paint improvement by the public, 2020.

i showed my friend the sun bears from that post and he was like “what about moon bears” and there IS in fact a type of bear nicknamed the moon bear and fuckingh nothing could’ve prepared me for the images

large. wide. sit.

Opposite energy

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

ME