raylan givens will see a criminal and be like ‘is anyone else gonna shoot this?’ and not wait for an answer
ohhh my god last night you dreamt you went to manderley again? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we invite mrs. danvers??
My mam is visiting this weekend and we saw an ad for an exhibition about the troubles on the tube and she was like “we should go” and I had to remind her that we are in England not Ireland and the exhibition is in the Imperial museum so it might make us angry
So excited to tell my dad the bear’s coming back. I’m going to say it’s a Father’s Day present from me.
“Hard Feelings,” Lorde / Melodrama
happy “nothing but the best” update to all who celebrate
I love my wife. And I just love saying the word “wife.” Wife. Wife. Wife. Wife. Wife, wife, wife, wife, wife. She’s my wife, and she’s my life.
the way kendall treats board meetings is so funny to me. i also wish that when i had a problem with my family i could call together a bunch of old people (including my estranged uncle and homoerotic best friend) and force them to have public opinions about my family drama that will have financial ramifications
she can shitpost all she wants because not a single bar has ever fallen flat
Premiere pro jumpscare in the new black mirror
josé saramago / a brother named gethsemane by natalie diaz / after abel by dante émile / jonathan goldstein, ladies and gentlemen, the bible! / cain kills abel by gustave doré / the bible / succession scripts / josé saramago / the orphan and its relations by elizabeth robinson / famous blue raincoat by leonard cohen.








