One Giant Size Shit Bitch Bear

My own little circle of hell.

I am all packed for tomorrow, bar a couple of odds 'n' sods that are still charging.

It is amazing just how much shit I can fit into a cabin bag. Especially when you consider how much of that space my clothes take up coz I'm still a fat fuck 🙄.

Thank god for vacuum bags, eh.

All those years of playing Tetris come in very handy lemme tell ya. And people think playing vidyagames is just a waste of time 😋.

I'm riding the couch at the family homestead tonight so we can leave early...ish tomorrow morning. This old thing is staying on terra firma with mum and the cats. She ain't no salty sea dog.

Right then, I'm gonna go grab some dinner and then pass out on the couch.

Laters potaters!!!

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sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives

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#so tru tho #tdf ref

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

#a vet iirc #my nephew wanted to be sonic the hedgehog #i can't decide if his childhood aspirations were greater than mine lol #tag meme

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

I swear to god, Eastenders. If I don't set eyes on Eve Unwin's stupid face before I go off on my hols we gonna have a problem.

You have until Friday.

GIF by thatteacherlifetho

ETA (5/7/23): Well done, Eastenders. I shall take your offering of Eve crumbs on this, the day of my sister's birthday, and let them sustain me on the off chance she doesn't appear tomorrow and I can't access iplayer on the Big Fucking Boat next week and am reduced to looking at gifs on the bird app.

#to be fair i will have internet access onboard. and i have a vpn at my disposal so in theory i can watch it on iplayer #but that doesn't change the fact that it's already been a week sans eve and i fucking miss her okay!!!#i am infinitely more interested in watching her drunkenly shag her way through the female population of brighton #than in whatever the hell was going on last week. most of which i don't actually remember coz it was just that dull #i remember lola's funeral and suki being a cunt to finlay in order to protect her shitweasel of a son #everything else is a blur #rc's random ramblings #eastenders #rc watches tv

porterr-robinson

v.2

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

#lol #furbabies

theehorsepusssy

There's a Moby Dick gag in here somewhere...

programmerhumour

*proceeds to shake it like a polaroid picture*

#lol #so tru tho

#that's a water fountain #also known as a drinking fountain #y'know. in order to differentiate it from the type of water fountain that contains marble statues of cherubs and shit #although it would be fucking awesome to have a mini recreation of the trevi fountain whacked onto one of these things #random rebagel

nnnnnnNNNNYYYYYOOOoooowwwww

It's a drive-by Grace-ing!!!

😘🥵💖

#not grace face friday #it's sudden grace face saturday 😋#grace harper #augmented super wife #tdf

residentshitcunt

This is just a reminder to everyone out there who gets annoyed by safety laws. They exist for a reason, and if you don't want to follow them at least make sure to have the decency to only hurt yourself.

which fictional death has affected you the most emotionally? like had you straight up crying your eyes out or similar responses

#don't think i've ever cried over a fictional character (i mean. i hardly ever cry over real people. so...)#but root's death felt like an actual bereavement #it's kinda difficult to explain but i went thru about 75% of the stuff i went thru when my dad died #like it just hit me one day like 'omg i'm actually *grieving* for this person who isn't even real' 🤯#it was actually quite fascinating #tag meme

happifying-things

📷 from notghxst

#adawwwable #furbabies

Just raided the PSN sale and added even more shit to my ever increasing backlog of games lol.

At this rate the PS6 will be out before I get round to buying a next gen console...tho I'm srsly considering jumping back over to XBox these days.

Right now I'm taking another stab at Like A Dragon. I wasn't really feeling it the first time, but I took time out to play other stuff and I'm more engaged with it now. I recently brought LAD: Ishin! and the sequel to Judgement as well, so there's a whole lotta Yakuza in my future.

Also nabbed Two Point Campus, TLD: Tales From The Far Territory, a bunch of Lego games, and loads of other fun stuff.

Between all that, writing, crafting, and real life stuff, I am a busy busy little bee. I'm doing a stupid lil something with the TDF game models in my downtime, but it is sloooooow going coz it's fiddly as balls.

Two weeks til I'm off on my hols 😲.

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Chooooon!!!!

#lol #furbabies #rawk on!#Youtube

Lotta calls for John Schneider to get his marching orders on the socials.

I can deffo see where they're coming from.

#the ol' ball game

Linda Hamilton in Stranger Things 5?

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Thanks Dad, for the thunderstorm 🥰👍.

Happy Father's Day. Miss ya.

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