The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Hi bisexuals

omg hiiii

*CAGE DROPS FROM CEILING*

best fight scene in movie history

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

I support women’s wrongs.

She served ✨CUNT✨

Her cards smelled like ✨CUNT✨ too

You activated my ✨CUNT✨ Card!

feeling extremely threatened right now

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

Me, before reading the rest of the post:

what do you call this genre of movie

Tumblr is a wonderful place to meet new buddies and aquaintences

i eat cans

Kinda cool

I CLAIM

I CLAIM

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

CAN I GET A BOX?

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

Finally a fucking good post

God a classic

Tectonic plates shifted buildings collapsed meteors struck the earth. People died.

He’s so fucking stupid <3

Sound on I beg you

Audio: A cartoonish "bonk" as the cat hits the tank followed by a person's muffled laughter