I fucking swear....
There was already a Black Mirror episode about why this was a bad idea! Ten years ago! It had Hayley Atwell!
How the fuck can you say that and not think you're a sci-fi villain?
Just... I'm so tired of this tweet being so accurate.
horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design
I work at an equine hospital and for non horse people, there’s ice in those buckets for the horse’s feet. This is a common thing to do after a horse eats too much food, as ingesting high amounts of sugar causes inflammation in the hoof. So this horse is not just content in his buckets, he’s likely just enjoyed the greatest meal of his life.
it got lost in the sauce so hard that it had to put its feet in the sauce shoutout to a homie and a legend
*setting an alarm for 9am in the middle of the day* fuck dude i have to be up in 17 hours
will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake
so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type
Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)
Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir
Kontent
Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.
While at this moment this measure can be considered symbolic (the policy it repeals was rendered unenforceable by the Supreme Court in 2015, just like for the rest of the US), it assures that if Obergefell is overturned, and same-sex marriage policy localizes, the Navajo Nation will still uphold marriage equality*
*there could end up being a fight with Arizona state government in that scenario, as tribal sovereignty vs state authority is constantly fought on an issue by issue basis.
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Ah, there it is!
The TUMBLER!
we need a fictional wheelchair user who does all the unrealistic bullshit cars and motorcycles do in fiction. i wanna see a wheelchair do the akira slide. i need a high speed chase with a nitro-fuelled wheelchair where the character out-maneuvers cop cars. does anyone understand me
I'm starting to get smile lines.
How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face
How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you
How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face
Whenever a game lets me create my own character I think I end up chasing the high I felt as a teenager when I played Saints Row 3. So I make a cool girl who I would love to hear yelling profanities at bad guys over a gunfight. And then the dialogue in the actual game is never good enough to do my idea of my character justice. I'll probably never again feel the way I felt when playing as my rude, impulsive, overconfident, prideful, Laura-Bailey-voiced Saints Row 3 protagonist.
It's 2023 how has NO other game gotten the Rude Girl Protag as good as Saints Row 3+4 and maybe Borderlands 2
i don't like to yuck people's yum but i have to say that my least favorite thing to come from the current state of Artists on the Internet is the idea of a sketchbook as something nice and pretty and shareable. like i love me a notebook full of gorgeous art don't get me wrong but that is NOT what a sketchbook is. a sketchbook is my friend who i carry around everywhere like a purse chihuahua. it is the physical manifestation of my notes app. it is the container into which i wring my brain out. it is my therapist. and most of all it is filled with absolutely terrible sketches that should never see the light of day.
this post is making the rounds again and the amount of people saying that the pretty sketchbooks phenomenon ruined sketchbooks for them is HEARTBREAKING and i stand by my opinion that sketchbooks should be like a jar you put your OCs in. and then you shake them around in there. that's what they're for
Compare paychecks with you co-workers. It is the best way to get equality.
In the USA it is illegal for them to even ASK you not to talk about your wages
terfs trying to scare people from going on t: you're gonna get fat and hairy! 😨😨😨🤮🤮
teenage me dreaming of going on t: im gonna get fat and hairy! 😍😍😍🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
OP made this unreblogable but I had to show y'all
