Cas: i love you 🥺

Dean (especially) for the past few days on tumblr dot com:

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i need you all to know that i love alex albon very much and i would die for him and kill for him and do anything for him bc i. love. him. i really do. he's just some guy but he's my some guy and he deserves everything good in this world and i love him and love him and love him. did i mention i love him? bc i do. i love him. he's so loveable. funky little lad with his platinum hair and his two meters long legs and his stupid humour and i love him. i love love love love love love love love love love love love love him.

i just want to chase after alex albon with a comically large fishing net

if u just like f1 bc you think the drivers are hot.......that's ok this isn't the military you get to have free will I like those lil twinks too

Ted Lasso 3.12 + text posts (so long, farewell i guess)

im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

We can do this folks we can even steal some of france

the bretons would probably be down tbh

Solid chance that all of France will vote in favour if you promise us it’ll piss off England.

the new metric system just dropped

HE WORE #24

It’s weird to think that some people aren’t daydreaming 24/7 and creating all kinds of stories and worlds in their heads. Do you mean that when you’re listening to music or walking somewhere your mind is just blank? Sounds weird.

every week ted lasso is consistently like “the villains are not people they are the constructs, cultures, and mindsets we fall victim to, these intangible villains are not who we are but we also do things we must be held accountable for while under the influence of these antagonistic forces of vengeance and vanity and insecurity and retribution and toxic masculinity and silence and mistrust, and if you break through all of that noise to instead choose radical empathy you will become a fundamentally better and more loving, forgiving, person capable of real happiness. except for rupert. he’s the fucking worst.”

and they’re fucking right.

If Pitbull doesn't perform at the Miami GP what is the point

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️

if George was truly funny he’d just post this and fuck off