jinx's sideboob appreciation club

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Pitcher Plant Pussy Lore

Official Pussy Post

beloved friends. treasured acquaintances. revered mutuals. we are gathered here today to pay attention to meeee

literally sincerely the people's princess

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Text: one person’s “U need to seek help” is another person’s “U are so real”. End text.

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

i think we all have a tweet that deeply effected us somehow and for me not a day has passed me by in nearly ten years that I don’t meet a mild frustration and think to myself I’m gonna wrap myself in tin foil and blow myself up tae fuck

jinx

having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

Abuse of garlic powder comes as no surprise

real

went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.