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@ravelle

Aiden Ravelle

Please help! Or reblog! Thanks ❤️

I really need some money for bills so I’m offering some services! Just some background, my husband recently had covid and was hospitalized. Between being off work for those weeks, the upcoming hospital bills, and just not making enough to pay bills before all this happened.. I need to do something. So here’s what I’m offering:

1. 1 card tarot reading for $5

2. 3 card tarot reading for $10

3. Proofreading papers and suggesting edits $10 for first, $3 after for rereads of same paper. (Up to 20 pages)

4. Writing you a short story using your idea for $20 (Original ideas or if fandom related, please be in one of my fandoms..)

5. One hour of zoom/facetime/messenger/etc English tutoring $30 (I have a Master’s in English and Creative Writing)

6. One hour of zoom/facetime/messenger/etc listening to you talk about your problems and giving advice if you want it. $20 (I have a minor in psychology but am in no way certified to give you medical advice nor should you actually listen to me)

7. If you have suggestions for a service similar to these, let me know and we can work something out!

And finally, I’m open to donations.

Anything you are interested in (especially story writing), send me a message before payment so we can discuss it to make sure I’m the right person for the job! I accept asks, messages, or emails!

Paypal: arcs93@hotmail.com

Even if you can’t help or don’t want my services, please share this! Thank you so much.

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[image description:

A diagram with two panels.

Panel 1 shows a person in a chair and a person with a guitar on a stage, with some space between them. Many arrows are coming off of the person on the stage and bouncing off of the walls until they reach the person in the chair.

Panel 2 shows the same setup, except instead of a person it’s a cooing pigeon. There are no arrows coming off of the pigeon.

The captions say: “The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. The reason is a coo sticks.”

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"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I need everybody to know that this is what's the most recent update on that website, and the person who put it there is in fact the funniest person alive

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We should add that they (the author of this website) did this with Hank’s approval and encouragement.

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I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

God this story is so blessed thank you