kat ⛅️

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

What

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

I just realised I got my left and right mixed up, that’s happening more and more recently?

The chap on the right looks like John F Kennedy?

This post is a ripe mess and Gordon Ramsay is due to inspect in ten minutes…

i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit

when u both have memory prablems 

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there

2013 was a simpler time

he is just not happy with the state of it

sorry but who actually wants gay rep in marvel movies. like who wants to see that. who tf wants to see two bland and utterly sexless characters in cgi clothing who communicate entirely through snappy one liners fall in what can generously be described as Love just bc they're lesbians this time. gay rep in a marvel film would be the cinematic equivalent of an Old Navy Pride Month Collection. I hate to say it but even the general concept of being gay would be polluted if there was a gay lead in a marvel film. being gay wouldn't be cool anymore if there was a gay lead in a marvel film. is that what you want? for being gay to not be cool anymore? I hope every marvel character is straight forever

A story in two parts