Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
Attempting a swap design for princess and knight cookie
Special thanks to foggymud for the suggestion on the design for them! ✨✨
another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji
me when i 👍
evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
do you see
well yes and no
oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?
you guys get it
you....
The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967
its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across
if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts
the desolate wasteland of Columbus, Ohio
It's supposed to sound fake
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
empathy is a tool. it’s up to you to use it or not, depending on the situation. TIP: you do not have to extend this tool to people who make the world a more dangerous, horrible place and who will never, ever, ever change. unrestrained empathy can be just as dangerous as a lack of it
not everyone believes in a Sky Guy who will punish the evil after death and give you-in-particular an awesome eternal reward, chump
vampire-red-deactivated20210228
Wheres that “before pride month ends does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me” post, like I know it’s only the 11th but I cant stop thinking abt it
madampigeon
ok so I know exactly what you’re talking about but I can only find the one with bowser :/
vampire-red
Honestly I think the bowser version is better than the original
