job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound

The Vibes:

shoutout to when I made the resume pete would’ve given to buddy

I've said this before and I'll say it again: it's more important to know and understand fully why something is harmful than it is to drop everything deemed problematic. It's performative and does nothing. People wonder why nobody has critical thinking skills and this is part of it because no one knows how to simousltansly critique and consume media. You need to use discernment.

This is ultimately why propaganda is going to work on you. Because you never learned how to think for yourself and the actual ideology behind things. You simply rely on group think and the bare minimum explanations to tell you what's good and bad.

"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist

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what is it about gimme! gimme! gimme! by ABBA that makes me feel like i’m a master criminal committing a heist

the lyrics say gimme a man after midnight, but the music says jewel thief dodging lasers and swinging from grappling hooks before driving away from the cops in a high-speed chase on my sleek hot pink motorcycle

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

“go ahead and mingle” are four of the scariest words in the english language thank you and goodnight

gender is a performance and I’m badly re-enacting a Monty Python skit

what the FUCK was Tchaikovsky thinking when he wrote the pas de deux for the sugar plum fairy????dude wrote that first buildup and then he fucking edges you with some fakeout crescendo that sounds absolutely amazing. then boom, you think he's going in for his big finish, he's got that second moment where all the instruments are coming together and it sounds otherworldly but he's like WAIT hoes I ain't even finished yet. then BOOM he hits you with the most magical, transcendent, beautiful fucking note change after that third buildup and MY GOD!!!! it's just too good. Tchaikovsky, that absolutely madman. I know the Russians were tripping the fuck out in the ballet when he dropped this. just,,MUAH perfection!!!

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

Tommy Wiseau: Hi this is Tommy Whyzoo creator of the roomlet me introdeuce the NEW  CHJOKER! AAAIEAAAAAAAAHH-

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

Whenever I hear the word "gentlemen" I think of him...

Him?

5 cuts and 1 burn later i have finished my magnus stained glass piece and I am actually very pleased.

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ