sees a cigarette butt with lipstick on it on the sidewalk and gets so hard that i walk directly into a streetlamp
MEOW_IRL
Your wish is my command
Oo I’ve got an old one
selfpunisher-deactivated2022110
kubrick stare while giving head
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"And that's for loving me!" I said, bashing away. "And that's for not!"
– Jess Arndt, from “La Gueule de Bois,” Large Animals: Stories (Catapult, 2017)
bootyshorts with this printed on them
grammar lessons by a.dp (trans. under the cut)
i am like a 14 year old boy in the way i cant stop saying dude and i think jacking off solves everything
actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there
in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
mudsyrup
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It's baphomet
it’s baphomet
It's Baphomet Friday





