One for the vaults.

sees a cigarette butt with lipstick on it on the sidewalk and gets so hard that i walk directly into a streetlamp

im sobbing

MEOW_IRL

Your wish is my command

Oo I’ve got an old one

kubrick stare while giving head

"And that's for loving me!" I said, bashing away. "And that's for not!"

– Jess Arndt, from “La Gueule de Bois,” Large Animals: Stories (Catapult, 2017)

men annd women can do whatever they want

disagree

men and women cant do anything 

disagree

youre making this so fucking difficult 

bootyshorts with this printed on them

grammar lessons by a.dp (trans. under the cut)

i am like a 14 year old boy in the way i cant stop saying dude and i think jacking off solves everything

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

It's baphomet

it’s baphomet

It's Baphomet Friday