they keep calling Oppenheimer a theoretical physicist but there's enough historical evidence for his existence that they should probably just admit he's real
Firing high speed physicists at each other in CERN to see if Oppenheimer can be detected. It's hard because he decays quickly
wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish
did it cough
no it straigt up sucked that thing
why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me
From what
nobody would be able to stop me
my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us ... every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄
They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time
I see tumblr as The Realm
Could you elaborate Puki?
That’s as clear as I can possibly be
I was mauled by a triceratops and died. On the other side there was an orange loading screen with a gif of Woodstock from Peanuts flying in the middle. Below him was yellow comic sans text that said, “You are now entering Heaven…”
I only heard a gnome swear once, after he stepped on a sharp pebble and said “damned rocks!”
His friend quickly ushered him away, apologizing. Apparently the guy had just lost 14 walnuts on the big snail race
why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls
