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@ratmustards

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

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bfwonho

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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pissvortex

this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

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pissvortex

this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

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pissvortex

HE’S NOT DEAD

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pissvortex

i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

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pissvortex
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pissvortex

THE FINAL BATTLE

WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

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pissvortex

This post is a Classic so Today’s Orc of the Day is: Stakuga the Taunter/the Unkillable

GOD I'm sick of AI shit

even people I like and think are funny are doing it, I don't care if it's funny, as an artist it sucks to see people go "haha look what I made this do" when I know how fuckin worried so many artists, including me is, about this

give a snail a tomato slice and he will munch for an hour. teach a snail where the tomatos grow, teach his snail family, where the tomato truck . they will set an elaborate trap on the highway. oil slick on the highway and swiftly engulfed in snails . ingredients: 1 tomato. chop it and lightly season wjth salt. with salt? this recipe is not for snaals

What you thought was a salacious image was in fact a birds eye photo of a grain silo and two big hay bales and what you thought was a beautiful winter landscape was in fact a zoomed in picture of my ass cheek

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint