yes I read theory... now kiss me

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

Maysia 2: new year

Challengers dir. Luca Guadagnino (2024)

2023 -> 2024

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.

As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.