yes I read theory... now kiss me

@instantly-panicked nailed it

the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"

i’m micro plastic maxing. i want to give birth to a baby that’s already got shoes on

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

happy birthday unimaginable violence

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

why is this about to make me sob

Ideal work schedule:

Never not thinking about this old vine

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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