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RatherBeMe

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hi im here for cool stuff 27/Australia
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Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

Because I just saw a post bitching about this one, I want to add: this post is saying that you need to take accountability for the way you hurt other people, even if it happens because of a symptom of your disability/illness. It's also saying that using terms (especially acronyms) that aren't common knowledge isn't a helpful way to explain yourself. It is NOT saying that you need to let people walk all over you because "your disability isn't an excuse."

If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

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mumblytron

obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

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cyrwrites

Danny's Nest

Tim gets sacrificed in a ritual to summon "the ALL powerful conqueror, Phantom". And by sacrificed, I mean Tim really dies and Danny is forced into his body forcefully.

There's no coming back from that. Not even after the cultists are stopped.

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atiyasnake

Been thinking bout this prompt for a while @cyrwrites

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Eat Tim's soul, Danny. Eat it!

(lol please don't)

I'm going to think a lot about your version @atiyasnake. It has the most drama and this Danny is the most traumatized. As much fun as it is to have Danny be eldritch, I always connect most with the versions that have him be at his most unexperienced.

The tags from atiya's version:

As a tentative continuation, I suggest Danny is hauled into an interrogation room. Danny offers no resistance until someone attempts to touch his hands, which is when Danny gets a bit violent.

(Let's assume that as soon as Danny lets go, the soul begins to go away and that even while Danny is still holding it, this solution only extends the time the soul can be outside its body. Over time, it begins to decay and Danny needs to feed it with his energy.)

No one sees Tim's soul. Not even anyone that has died or has powers with light (Duke), so they don't know what's the deal with Danny's hands. Only after someone with magical powers, an instrument so advanced it's practically magic (green lanterns) or is actually dead can tell what what he's holding, so they are stuck until they reveal that.

So, Bats and his kids are going to get a bit rough on the interrogation room, because as far as they know, this unknown entity has taken over his kid/brother. They NEED an expert to clear this up.

Constantine arrived at Wayne Manor. Batman claimed that Red Robin had been kidnapped and sacrificed by a bunch of cultists, but whatever was now possessing his body was being strangely cooperative unless you messed with his hands. It was cupping them like it was holding something, but they had no idea what.

By some miracle, they decided to be sensible and call him before they made the situation worse.

“So what exactly did these cultists try to summon?”

“It was someone called the Mighty Conqueror Phantom, Usurper of the Ghost King.”

“Ghost King? Odd choice.”

If you wanted power from a questionable source, you summoned demons. Spirits were a whole different beast. Neverborns or Embodiments were basically deities and had their own agenda, but the ghosts were mostly dead humans. Powerful, sure, but they didn’t work like demons.

A high-ranking demon could give you power and whatever you wanted in exchange for souls, but high-ranking ghosts were all just bureaucrats.

Except for Pariah Dark. Dark before he was a Pariah was a warlord in life, and somehow got himself promoted up the web of administration to Ghost King where he could do minimal damage. Then he was imprisoned for proving that the damage he could do was anything but minimal. Constantine heard Pariah briefly got out and was imprisoned again, but why think whoever did that could grant them power?

And forcing them into a sacrifice was even stranger. It made sense for demons. Lower-ranking demons needed it to remain in the material plane, and for high-ranking ones it doubled as a precaution to keep them from assuming a more powerful form. Powerful spirits didn’t need it. That kind of sacrifice meant nothing to the Neverborn/Embodiments.

“Where is it now?”

“This room. Nightwing’s been keeping an eye on them.”

He opened the door and Constantine saw whatever was inhabiting Red Robin’s body sitting on the couch with Nightwing in the corner.

He swore as a bunch of things clicked into place. Not about the cultists, they were even more nonsensical, but about the entity they summoned.

“He’s holding a soul.”

“Red Robin’s?” asked Batman.

“No, the Queen of England’s,” he snapped, “of course it’s Robin’s soul.”

There was no reason why some malicious entity would still be holding the soul of whoever was sacrificed to it, except maybe to eat it. A demon would’ve done so by now, so he wasn’t dealing with one of those.

Whatever they summoned, it was probably a ghost, and probably not Pariah Dark. Meaning whoever it was, they were probably once human.

And most humans would be horrified to be put inside someone else’s dead body.

He sat down next to the entity while Batman stayed back. The spirit was just staring at the soul in their hands.

“Hey, what are you doing with that boy’s soul?”

“I… I don’t want him to die…” Constantine’s eyes widened. They spoke in Red Robin’s voice but with their own voice layered on top of it. They sounded like just another kid, probably one Red Robin’s age. “I don’t want to be in his body but… they killed him, and I don’t know how to give it back… I just… I don’t know what to do…” The spirit was on the edge of crying.

“Hey, hey, it’s going to be okay,” Constantine tried to sound comforting. “Don’t worry. I’m an expert in magic. We’re going to get you out and we’re going to put him back. You’re doing a good job by keeping his soul here for now. Is removing you from his body going to hurt you?”

He shook his head. “No. It shouldn’t. I don’t know why they gave me his. I’m not even completely dead. I still have my original body.”

“You do?” Constantine focused on looking at things not in the material plane and oh. Yeah. That was definitely another kid. He didn’t look dead at all. Had those cultists put another living human in Red Robin’s body? No, the boy’s soul had all the marks of a being that crossed over. What the hell was he dealing with?

“That’s either going to make this harder or simpler. Do you know what you are exactly?”

He nodded. “I’m… I’m a half ghost or a ghost hybrid. The other ghosts call me a halfa, but I don’t know if that’s supposed to be a slur or not.” Bloody hell if that wasn’t depressing. “I died and my ghost formed inside my body and… fused with it? And brought me back? I tested if I could separate my ghost from my human half once, but when I tried it on my hand, the human half started degloving and my ghost half started melting.”

Okay, that would make this more complicated because he would have to make sure his spell kept track of both bodies. The spirit’s hold on his own body was stronger than his hold on Red Robin’s, but if Constantine put in too much power to force the spirit out, it could force him out of all the bodies he was inhabiting, and he couldn’t risk that.

“Was your hand okay?”

“Yeah. I couldn’t feel it for a while, but it healed up fine.”

Healing suggested the kid’s real body was still alive and he wasn’t just inhabiting his own corpse. Fuck. If he healed that meant he probably aged too. He wasn’t dealing with a kid who could’ve died 100 or 1000 years ago, but a kid who still a kid by every metric.

“What’s your name, kid?”

“Uh… Phantom.” That was definitely a pseudonym, but fine.

“Okay, Phantom. We’re going to need to work fast so that Red Robin’s soul isn’t damaged from being out of his body for too long. I’m going to prepare a ritual that should put him back while removing you. Do you think you can keep a hold of his soul while I work?”

Phantom nodded. “You... are you sure you can do it? They cut his throat. He’s dead.”

“That won’t be a problem. I can work with that.” Bloody hell. Who bloody summons a kid into the dead body of another kid? Bastards, that’s who.

He stood up and walked back to Batman. His Bat’s normal stoicism was breaking with concern and worry. “How’s Red Robin?” he asked as they exited the room.

“Dead for now, but he’s lucky Phantom doesn’t want anything to do with the whole sacrificing business. Just don’t try to mess with the kid’s grip on Red Robin’s soul. If we lose that, there’s not much we can do. Now what in the bloody hell were those cultists thinking!? Spirits don’t work like demons.”

Thank you @tachvintlogic for this wonderful addition! It goes extremely well with @atiyasnake 's!!

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ofide

good lord

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

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vonlipvig

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

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xek-xek

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

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arirna

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

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esoanem

topical :/

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

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Some more jester sketches cause why not?

When the knight wanted a token from his favorite jingly menace before the tournament for luck

Also adding my OG Jingly Menace x Knight art cause I guess this is where I’m keeping them

The knight likes to pretend that he finds the jester annoying and just tries to ignore him but he’s definitely secretly charmed by his antics

Not that you can tell beneath his helmet

For the people wanting to know more about them here are a few character facts:

-When they first met the knight did not like the jester. He found him infuriatingly ridiculous and silly. He is still mostly convinced that the jesters flirting isn't serious and that he's just doing it to make fun of him. Alas the jesters persistence is wearing him down. (How can you not like a silly little guy?)

-If you've seen my OG colored jester art then you may already know this but the Jester has heterochromia

-The jester has never actually seen the knights face. At this point the knight keeps refusing to take off his helmet just to annoy him and the jester keeps trying different methods to get it off of him which culminated into a game of strip poker where the knight removed every other piece of armor but left the helmet on

Couldn’t resist a quick sketch of the strip poker scene XD

The jester is losing his mind. He is both entirely frustrated for being thwarted but also into it

This is entirely @chronicoddity ‘s fault for sending me the slutty costume picture and then I couldn’t resist 😂

Not portrayed but a second later the knight panics and rips down a tapestry from the wall to cover the jester up with. If it was anyone else the king might have been upset given that it was a very old one but he’s enjoying the drama.

This addition is NOT for the jesters eyes so if you are him then leave now

Some knight sketch designs. I’ve had a pretty clear idea of what he looks like for a while now and finally wanted to do some for him. Also a few additional facts:

-The knight blames the jester for at least half of his gray hairs because of all the stress he puts him under. Fighting in battles is nothing compared to the stress of a jingly menace

-The jester likes to try and pick fights with guys bigger than him but then will do the “You can’t hit me! I’m just a silly little guy!” He is always delighted when the knight steps up to defend him and sometimes does it purposefully for just that

-The knight definitely has some type of Pavlovian response to bells. If he hears jingling he immediately perks up and starts looking for his favorite menace

-Also once the jester finally does get to see his face he definitely targets that scar on his mouth for kisses

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Feel like such a raging “not like other girls!!!” Bitch kinda agreeing with this and I’m not mad about the porn but man it’s so sad when you meet a new girl who’s like “I love to read!!” And she’s talking about thinly veiled fanfiction booktok garbage for 12 year olds with clip art covers marketed by listing out their tropes

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whitmanic

This is deeply misogynistic and pretentious

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joyousgard

“ao3 should have an algorithm” ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

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elizabear

The first full day Hannibal Lecter spends with Will Graham, he:

  • gets to see Will in his underwear
  • convinces Will to let him into his motel room for a nice, intimate breakfast
  • flirts with Will by telling him how careful he is about what he puts into his body while eating sausage
  • tricks Will into eating human flesh
  • makes Will laugh :)
  • gets paid to investigate one of his own crimes
  • finds a murder daughter for he and Will to raise together
  • manipulates Will into killing the girl’s actual father so they can be a murder family
  • saves the girl and looks like a hero :)
  • curses Will with the knowledge that he likes killing just as much as he was always afraid he would

Like, good lord, no wonder this guy’s always so satisfied with himself.

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I don't like the term horseshoe theory because [extremely long list of reasons] but there's gotta be some term out there to describe how like. you can go from a conservative upbringing where people are weird and/or outright racist about interracial relationships, and then you wind up in some stupid pocket of leftism where people look at a mixed race couple and are like "hm :/ but is he um. fetishizing your race?" and sure it's done in a way that is, yes, tangibly different than outright conservatism, but it still leads to the same isolating effect of "alright we're being judged for our relationship, and these people kind of suck"

the same thing happens to trans people honestly where you wind up in some anarchoqueer leftist space where people like, expect gender ambiguity from binary trans people -- like they want the trans men to be comfortable wearing nail polish and trans women to not care if they have facial hair -- ignoring the fact that some people just aren't comfortable presenting themselves that way (and some of us just want to be...some girl or some guy?) -- and it gets turned around into this weird thing of "you're enforcing gender stereotypes if you conform too much to your gender identity" like. can we be real for a second. you and my shitbag grandmother are both clamoring for me to put on a dress again so please tell me the difference between you and her. after a certain point your intentions stop mattering because you've created the same alienating space.

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Anonymous asked:

don't use "ftm" it's outdated and offensive. it implies that the trans person was their agab, which we never were. i was always a boy, never a girl who became a boy.

  1. i'm 35 years old. i've been IDing as trans or something similar to trans for nearly 20 years. i was probably calling myself FTM while you were playing tag during recess, anon.
  2. i WAS a girl. i IDed as a girl early in my life. i recognized myself as a girl, called myself a girl, lived as a girl, and was a girl. who then IDed as a man. hence, F t M.
  3. spend more time worrying about yourself instead of strangers on the internet, anon.

sorry not sorry if this comes off as needlessly hostile, but i've been getting a lot of shit from a lot of teenage trans kids about the language i use to describe my own goddamn experience, and i'm growing real fuckin weary of it.

i have elder trans friends who call themselves transsexuals and transvestites and trannies. are you going to seriously go to a 60-year-old trans person who survived the reagan years and tell her she's not allowed to use certain language to describe herself because it might offend the delicate sensibilities of some teenager on the internet?

do yourself a favor and log off, find some real-life trans people who are over the age of 20 or 25, and spend time talking to them instead of getting all holier-than-thou at random strangers on tumblr.

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It may be weird to encounter because it's not the trans narrative that the media sells to us as 'the only valid way to be trans', but the 'I always knew I was x' is not all-encompassing.

Anon there are more people than you think who were girls who grew up into men, or boys who grew up into women, or girls or boys who grew up to be nonbinary. There is a rather obscure theory that girl and boy are distinct genders from man and woman and while the most common trajectory is that boys grow into men and girls grow into women it's not the rule.

Let people define themselves.

also if you think genderfluid people are real and you're not just humoring us, you by definition have to allow that gender can change over time. I was a girl once. I am not a girl now.

Chiming in with solidarity to OP.

I feel very protective of my former identity BECAUSE there's so little room in the Mainstream Trans Narrative ™️ for allowing gender to change.

I was a girl. Now I'm genderqueer. Maybe later I will find different words for myself.

There has to be room for all of us in the trans community or there's no point to any of this.

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mirrepp

Ive been here long enough to see words like ftm/mtf, afab/amab, transmale/female, trans man/woman all go through the cycle of ppl telling you to “Dont use X word its out dated. Now use this Y word”. Only for a year or two pass and suddenly “Y word is outdated. Now use Z word” like yall this is exhausting. Just because a word is old doesn’t automatically make it a slur or offensive.

They're pulling high school clique bullshit out and just replacing 'uncool' with 'problematic' and pretending it's activism somehow. We're trying to get work done here not everybody is going to keep up with the ever-rotating lexicon of words.

I used to be a member of the commentariat where I learned the phrase

THERE IS NO QUEER REVIEW BOARD

Which has kinda helped me be a bit better at being decent

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Take frequent breaks (drink water too!) and do your goddamn wrist stretches

Something that helps me stick to this is making a two-video youtube playlist that has a 1-hour timer then a stretching video. I have it loop infinitely in the background for as long as I write.

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gffa

I love it when comics let Tim be a unhinged Dick Grayson stan, let him have his unbreakable hero worship and think the sun rises and sets on that guy!!!!

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And in the final stretch of time just when nobody thought they'd do it BLUES COMES IN LIKE LIGHTNING TO DELIVER THEIR YEARLY LEGALLY MANDATED HALLOWEEN DRAWING AND TAKE THEIR 3 FOLLOWERS BY STOOORMMMMM

Theyre all having a little costume party at a hideout and nobody's dead and strahm's there too and everything's fine and ok and dandy and peaceful and lively on planet earth

Also strahm being a fucking buzzkill lmfao

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palipunk

I got to see some leyendecker pieces in person! He’s a really big inspiration of mine so one of the things I focused on was the actual close ups of the brush strokes in his pieces bc they’re so cool

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er-cryptid

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

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meanpear

Writers finding this post:

Thank you

Europeans about half of this post:

Body Heat = 42 C

Cold Water = 4 C

Hot Air = 148 C

High Altitude = 4572m

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 390m

Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Europeans seeing this version of this post:

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utopians

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

happy one year anniversary to possibly the best plum poem since william carlos williams' "this is just to say"

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I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.

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tshmarie

An equal and opposite truth:

The actors, directors, writers, etc that create this characters are people.

They are real. They exist independent of the characters and your opinions. You have no right to them, their opinions, or their relationships. They have no responsibility to you. You cannot force them to follow your fantasy.

THIS is a good addition.

Ok but what if they’re people to me, I don’t care what you do with them but I’m physically unable to disrespect my blorbos

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ratherbeme

Then don't? You're a person. A fictional character isn't. You can choose what situations you do or do not put them in. That's the whole point.

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vampibur

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

Image

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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zayshah

I'm Diné (Navajo) and in high school I was put in some kind of group for native kids. It was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. We all took advantage of this regularly

the implication she thought you were like, forest fairies that had to periodically connect with nature to regain your strength is the most racist but also kinda funny thing I ever heard

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rk9

Why would you leave this absolute gem in the tags